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Old 06-04-2006, 09:13 AM
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Default bird flu in Fife

so they found a dead swan a week ago - now they say it died of bird flu so they set up exclusion zone etc

isn't it a bit late now? the bird was found a week ago

anyway they said it would be ok cos the village is on the coast - no problem then...I guess seagulls don't fly huh?

and - as the crow flies - it's not too far from the Berwick coastline

so are they setting up zones there too?

yeah it's just fun watching them all panic and run around like headless chickens
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:15 AM
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so they found a dead swan a week ago - now they say it died of bird flu so they set up exclusion zone etc

isn't it a bit late now? the bird was found a week ago

anyway they said it would be ok cos the village is on the coast - no problem then...I guess seagulls don't fly huh?

and - as the crow flies - it's not too far from the Berwick coastline

so are they setting up zones there too?

yeah it's just fun watching them all panic and run around like headless chickens

Yep birds fly cats catch birds so we need to put up bird scaring devices around our house so cat don't catch any infected avians and then we won't pass it on to parrot..

Birds fly everywhere... could be interesting to see how they handle this one..
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:16 AM
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But is it the H5N1 (or whatever it's called) strain?I suppose we're all doomed now........
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:17 AM
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just watching the wright stuff an a bloke from fife infact lives a hundred yards from the said lake,said they found out last night on the news and as for restrictions there is none,so seems were being lied too again just like the foot n mouth
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That's ok, We'll put Dougie up as a breakwall to stop it spreading south!
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Old 06-04-2006, 09:47 AM
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You'd be safe enuff,no self respecting virus would venture anywhere NEAR your jerseys!
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Old 06-04-2006, 10:11 AM
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But is it the H5N1 (or whatever it's called) strain?I suppose we're all doomed now........
I think thats what they said on Karrang this morning but could be wrong!

We will all be provided with those giant plastic bubble thngs to walk around in...
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Old 06-04-2006, 10:18 AM
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Just over 100 folk have died from this (mostly in 3rd world countries) and it's gonna be the end of the civilisation as we know it?Aye right.More folk die from normal flu each year in this country.
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Old 06-04-2006, 11:19 AM
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Looks like it took defra 12 hours to pick it up.

More tests are underway to try and confirm the type of virus that this bird has.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4881850.stm
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The strain of virus is still unconfirmed, but I have just had a mail asking experts in the relevant fields to get in touch with our media centre!!!
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Old 06-04-2006, 11:28 AM
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Oh bum, just realised that it means I'm going to have my parents phoning on a daily basis to ask if my chickens are all right!!!
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Reckon I'll hafta start wearing dust mask and rubber gloves when I'm feedin' these little buggers!(And just watch THIS one get misquoted! )
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:01 PM
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:27 PM
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:30 PM
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:31 PM
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:37 PM
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:42 PM
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Let the panic commence.......
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Old 06-04-2006, 01:44 PM
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No need to get in a flap about it.


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Old 06-04-2006, 02:29 PM
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That'll stop him swanning around the forum!
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That'll stop everyone SWANNING around!
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I got in first.Made you look a right TIT!
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Wots the code thingy for this flu????? I'll know it parrot fashon by the end of the week..
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Old 06-04-2006, 03:02 PM
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Isn't there some football or something the media could concentrate on? The Commonwealth games saved us before - after all, if the papers don't talk about it, it'll go away........
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it,ll go away just like the birds....
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Old 06-04-2006, 05:21 PM
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