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Old 24-03-2006, 06:52 AM
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This made me giggle this morning........

Quote from Mrs Kember (wife of Norman Kember the elderly British hostage just released in Iraq)

"I thought he was rather silly going out to Iraq.I thought he'd get blown up by a bomb I didn't expect him to be taken hostage."

Still trying to decide whether she sounded disappointed........
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Please don't talk to me about these Do gooding christian volunteer groups!

This PRAT went out there to MEET all other religious faiths, 'To try and ease their hardship and pray for them'! and bring them peace. Denouncing all military intervention!

And it takes Military Action to get him and two other morons out of there! These extreme fundamentalists are'nt goingto listen to a small group of christian idealists! All the likes of Kember etc, only go to fuel the situation, in Iraq. And by going out there they put their own lives, and those that are out there, i.e the Armed Forces, at risk un-necessarily! Get all non-essential personnel out of there, let the people build their own lives, We've (blair and Bush that is!) have wrecked it enough as it is! And qucker our guys and girls can come home!

Jeez! Bloody do gooding minority christain groups really get up my nose! most of them are born again self righteous, bigotted, veggie eating, arseholes any way! And no I'm not going to apologise! So sue me!
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Please don't talk to me about these Do gooding christian volunteer groups!

This PRAT went out there to MEET all other religious faiths, 'To try and ease their hardship and pray for them'! and bring them peace. Denouncing all military intervention!

And it takes Military Action to get him and two other morons out of there! These extreme fundamentalists are'nt goingto listen to a small group of christian idealists! All the likes of Kember etc, only go to fuel the situation, in Iraq. And by going out there they put their own lives, and those that are out there, i.e the Armed Forces, at risk un-necessarily! Get all non-essential personnel out of there, let the people build their own lives, We've (blair and Bush that is!) have wrecked it enough as it is! And qucker our guys and girls can come home!

Jeez! Bloody do gooding minority christain groups really get up my nose! most of them are born again self righteous, bigotted, veggie eating, arseholes any way! And no I'm not going to apologise! So sue me!
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Please don't talk to me about these Do gooding christian volunteer groups!
This PRAT went out there to MEET all other religious faiths, 'To try and ease their hardship and pray for them'! and bring them peace. Denouncing all military intervention!

And it takes Military Action to get him and two other morons out of there! These extreme fundamentalists are'nt goingto listen to a small group of christian idealists! All the likes of Kember etc, only go to fuel the situation, in Iraq. And by going out there they put their own lives, and those that are out there, i.e the Armed Forces, at risk un-necessarily! Get all non-essential personnel out of there, let the people build their own lives, We've (blair and Bush that is!) have wrecked it enough as it is! And qucker our guys and girls can come home!

Jeez! Bloody do gooding minority christain groups really get up my nose! most of them are born again self righteous, bigotted, veggie eating, arseholes any way! And no I'm not going to apologise! So sue me!
ABSOFUCKINLUTELY
There's another bunch of these self righteous pratts already planning to go out there and just because they sign a waiver saying they don't wan't to be rescued if taken hostage do they really think the British forces are going to ignore them if they get taken hostage and they find out where they are being held, i think the British forces would consider it their duty to rescue them and put themselves at risk regardless of any bits of paper these idiots have signed.

If anymore get taken hostage i think they really should let the feckin idiots rot there, it might challenge their religeous beliefs if their god does feck all and lets em die although these types are so far up their own arse they'll probably find a way to justify it

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Old 24-03-2006, 02:49 PM
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Please don't talk to me about these Do gooding christian volunteer groups!

This PRAT went out there to MEET all other religious faiths, 'To try and ease their hardship and pray for them'! and bring them peace. Denouncing all military intervention!

And it takes Military Action to get him and two other morons out of there! These extreme fundamentalists are'nt goingto listen to a small group of christian idealists! All the likes of Kember etc, only go to fuel the situation, in Iraq. And by going out there they put their own lives, and those that are out there, i.e the Armed Forces, at risk un-necessarily! Get all non-essential personnel out of there, let the people build their own lives, We've (blair and Bush that is!) have wrecked it enough as it is! And qucker our guys and girls can come home!

Jeez! Bloody do gooding minority christain groups really get up my nose! most of them are born again self righteous, bigotted, veggie eating, arseholes any way! And no I'm not going to apologise! So sue me!

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Please don't talk to me about these Do gooding christian volunteer groups!

This PRAT went out there to MEET all other religious faiths, 'To try and ease their hardship and pray for them'! and bring them peace. Denouncing all military intervention!

And it takes Military Action to get him and two other morons out of there! These extreme fundamentalists are'nt goingto listen to a small group of christian idealists! All the likes of Kember etc, only go to fuel the situation, in Iraq. And by going out there they put their own lives, and those that are out there, i.e the Armed Forces, at risk un-necessarily! Get all non-essential personnel out of there, let the people build their own lives, We've (blair and Bush that is!) have wrecked it enough as it is! And qucker our guys and girls can come home!

Jeez! Bloody do gooding minority christain groups really get up my nose! most of them are born again self righteous, bigotted, veggie eating, arseholes any way! And no I'm not going to apologise! So sue me!

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Bloody religious loonies usually START wars.......
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Until they killed the first hostage I thought that this "Kidnap" was a set up and even now I'm not that sure. Usually political groups kill their hostages fairly quickly because they know their demands are impossible to meet. Those after money would pass them on to political groups if the money could not be raised. The name of the group was unknown and 'The sword of Truth' is the motto of a national newspaper (The Mail I think) and was used by the Hamiltons (infamous Tory Blaggers who used a location as an alibi and was trapped by a reciept from a different hotel in a different country).
Seems a bit funny that nobody was home when the SAS called round.

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There's another bunch of these self righteous pratts already planning to go out there and just because they sign a waiver saying they don't wan't to be rescued if taken hostage do they really think the British forces are going to ignore them if they get taken hostage and they find out where they are being held, i think the British forces would consider it their duty to rescue them and put themselves at risk regardless of any bits of paper these idiots have signed.

If anymore get taken hostage i think they really should let the feckin idiots rot there, it might challenge their religeous beliefs if their god does feck all and lets em die although these types are so far up their own arse they'll probably find a way to justify it
Trouble is that if they get rescued, they'll bleat on that they didn't want military intervention, right to freedom of speech etc. Leave them to fester and get killed and they'll raise merry hell spouting off about being abandoned by the government, military, non-protection, un-safe to walk in iraq, etc. and making a martyr out of the dead.

There's a no win situation! Bloody do-gooding, self-ritious, bigotted, veggie-swilling, zealots! Christians? I'm more "christian" than them!
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