100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums

Go Back   100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums > 100% Biker > Down The Pub

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-03-2006, 02:55 PM
jimmymoonlite jimmymoonlite is offline
BIGGUS DICKUS
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Banbury Oxon
Posts: 1,097
Send a message via MSN to jimmymoonlite
Default Got meself a new job.......!!

Wot fettl all, peace , love n blessings to all you kats out there in biker land, greetings from the independant state of Banburystan.........

Now then, you kats know I'm getting out of teaching, had a yen to go self employed courierin until I saw the price of insurance n all that sorta **** which quickly burst that bubble a bit quick.

So, what does a disabled, ex service, ex teacher do?.........er......goes to work for Tesco's..........

Honest.........192 for a 36 n a half hour week before tax, paid 4 weekly into the bank, General Assistant on "Produce" n working shifts.

JEEESSSSUUUSSS, it's enough to make you weep. Once I was a leader of men, in charge of a few hundred grand of kit, now I'm playing sentry to a stack of prepacked spuds.

Still gotta look on the bright side, its a job at least. Anyrode, if internal security gets so bad that our lords n masters of government decide to reform the Home Guard, at least I'll be ready........I'll pepper the insurgents with brussel sprouts, mortar them with a well placed salvo of avocados, fire a volley of peas over their heads and grenade the barstewards with jersey royals........n then, if they break through the outer ring of strategically placed shopping trollies it'll be hand to hand until I can stab 'em with my semi chilled cucumber portion.........n stop sniggering at the back there, you sad pack of bastards.........

Noo yeez aal gann canny aal reet?
..........and don't think I can't see you trying to hide in the pre packed lettuce.........STOP, OR I FIRE.......hell, what the feck did I do with that S.L.B.?????????(self loading banana)..........

Jimmymoonlite
__________________
it is better to whisper from a small hillock of knowledge than to roar from a mountain of ignorance....Aye........
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-03-2006, 03:02 PM
Dougie's Avatar
Dougie Dougie is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the canyons of my mind.....
Posts: 19,609
Default

At least Tesco's have a fairly decent pension Jim,better'n the dole m8.Well done BTW.
__________________
We will remember them.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-03-2006, 03:47 PM
Mistress Maker's Avatar
Mistress Maker Mistress Maker is offline
It's about time I shut the fuck up!
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: the land of the northern angel
Posts: 1,731
Default

Yeh congrats hinny, well done that man ......
but if it all goes pair shaped (lets hope it doesn,t!!!) can I give ya a piece of advice.If you are disabled and claim incapacity benefit get in touch with an organisation called 'Shaw trust', these dudes are great and can give ya lots of help, advice and money to help you back into work , or even retraining.

hope it all works out xx
__________________
men can be like dogs , stroke them and they beg!!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-03-2006, 04:06 PM
Bosun's Avatar
Bosun Bosun is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: surrey but wanna be in devon
Posts: 22,404
Default

strange thought of Jimmy moonlight in the home guard
__________________
Warning: Dates in your calendar are closer than they appear!

Bosunsbikes.com
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-03-2006, 04:11 PM
kitkatman's Avatar
kitkatman kitkatman is offline
Beefy Pickle doesn't bat for the other side (as far as we know)
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: the garage ( i fuckin wish )
Posts: 14,913
Send a message via MSN to kitkatman
Default

well done sir, saves sitting at home talking to us lot
__________________
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU NAME ON A LOAF OF BREAD.......

.....THEN I REALISED IT SAID THICK CUT




QUALIFIED MEMBER OF THE MOBILE DRUNKEN DISPLAY TEAM....


Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-03-2006, 05:27 PM
Spike's Avatar
Spike Spike is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Bolton
Posts: 7,711
Default

Well done mate
__________________
NIL MORTIFI, SINE LVCRE

My Blog

Fuck it, BURN THEM ALL !!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 13-03-2006, 06:42 PM
jimmymoonlite jimmymoonlite is offline
BIGGUS DICKUS
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Banbury Oxon
Posts: 1,097
Send a message via MSN to jimmymoonlite
Default Thanks.................

to all you kats out there for the right grand emails n that..........must admit I 'm a bit chuffed at meself to be honest...........
RESPECT N LOVE TO ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE.......
__________________
it is better to whisper from a small hillock of knowledge than to roar from a mountain of ignorance....Aye........
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 13-03-2006, 07:25 PM
Violetmay's Avatar
Violetmay Violetmay is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dorset-upon-the-seaside
Posts: 6,176
Default

no worries... we all come from different walks of life and all know a little bit of stuff that together make up for a useful lot of stuff. People have helped me...and done me the world of good. oooops going fluffy..
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 05:48 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.