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Old 05-03-2006, 09:39 PM
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the bird flu panic has reached a biblical plague epidemic.......
the goverment are saying were doomed ect, hundreds of thousands dead, anachy across the land ect.............

but if its that fucking deadly, why has it only killed 96 people in the whole wide fuckin world.........and those dirty fuckers were playing with dead chickens

going to iraq is more of a health risk


well i am off to build a chicken proof bunker
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If KKM builds a chicken proof bunker, then he wont be able to get in it.
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although ,in truth, and i know this goes against everyones belief that the govt can do nothing right, in truth, the government is saying that whilst there is a risk to wildfowl and poultry from H5N1. at the moment, there is no real evidence of a mutated strain that can readily infect mammals and humans.
its the press, specifically the tabloids who are whipping up the mass death and end of the world scenario, not the govt. like they did with bse, foot and mouth, sars, anthrax, etc
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although ,in truth, and i know this goes against everyones belief that the govt can do nothing right, in truth, the government is saying that whilst there is a risk to wildfowl and poultry from H5N1. at the moment, there is no real evidence of a mutated strain that can readily infect mammals and humans.
its the press, specifically the tabloids who are whipping up the mass death and end of the world scenario, not the govt. like they did with bse, foot and mouth, sars, anthrax, etc
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The government are saying they've got it all under control - which is slightly worrying cos that's what they said about Foot & Mouth!

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The government are saying they've got it all under control - which is slightly worrying cos that's what they said about Foot & Mouth!

i thought govt line was, we know that theres a possibility of it getting here, but we arent going to jump till we know the scale of it, which is a little different to claiming to have it under control.
what should they do then? vaccinate every bird in the uk, knowing that a vaccinated bird, whilst it wont then be killed by it can still spread it on?
order a shedload of vaccines for the human population, for a mutated strain of the disease which we dont know exists yet? or wait to see if or when it gets here and decide when they know the facts? foot and mouth was a completely different disease, and wasnt spread by government ministers, it was spread by farmers, and aided and abetted by livestock dealrs not being able or willing to tace what they had sold or bought!
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