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Old 20-09-2004, 09:52 PM
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I do! Suffer like no man ever suffered before!
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Old 20-09-2004, 09:58 PM
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I suspect there are at leaset as many fellers that suffer the effects out of pmt as there are women that get it!!
I know I am one of em...
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:01 PM
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as a matter of facted men do get a sort of pmt every munth we get a hormone rush means we could sh*g for england now u would think thats fun for us but u girls trye walking round wiv a h**don not fun
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Erm....at my age walking round with a hard on is pretty cool!
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PMT - 3 weeks of suffering before 1 week of misery !!!
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Erm....at my age walking round with a hard on is pretty cool!
not for a 29 year old who works in a supermarket full of girls
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:08 PM
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43 workin in a female oriantated job! Unfortunatly!..........the nature of the job entails all the females, irrespective of how pretty they look to have BIG ARSES! Sorry Mrs R! there maybe exceptions to this rool!
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:13 PM
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Erm....at my age walking round with a hard on is pretty cool!

Try a VIAGRA befor breckie my good man ule be loud and proud all day
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:26 PM
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Oooooo! not got to the viagra needin stage yet! just dont stand up all day long like it used to!
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:30 PM
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43 workin in a female oriantated job! Unfortunatly!..........the nature of the job entails all the females, irrespective of how pretty they look to have BIG ARSES! Sorry Mrs R! there maybe exceptions to this rool!
Harrrumpphhhh! I'm half Italian so I'm allowed to have a big arse ok! A big bottom is essential if you want to get on and be a mafia princess
Are there any horse farms near you?

Anyhow, changing the subject rapidly........ I have a foolproof cure for PMS which I may or may not divulge depending on whether or not you guys think big buttocks rock...or not!
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:34 PM
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...............you may lie, lying and insincere flattery is always acceptable
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Old 20-09-2004, 10:39 PM
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...............you may lie, lying and insincere flattery is always acceptable
I am well aware of this as I have been married for several years
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Errr! Err! reveal the secret!
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Try a VIAGRA befor breckie my good man ule be loud and proud all day
Is that a 750 Viagra or an 1100
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Old 20-09-2004, 11:19 PM
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Is that a 750 Viagra or an 1100
750 Viagra and ule be walking with a limp for a year, 1100 yer shag yer-self to fur-kin death.
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Old 20-09-2004, 11:22 PM
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Nothing like a cuddley lady with a pair of handle bars to hold on too

I just hope er in dor's don't sees this.
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My old lady rools! just thought i`d say that while she aint ere! heheh!
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Old 20-09-2004, 11:41 PM
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My old lady rools! just thought i`d say that while she aint ere! heheh!
I av to watch me words now she back of er hols but she's gonna akip now

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used to , but the months are gettin longer and longer much to Shaggy's relief, but i'm only 33 ffs
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Old 21-09-2004, 06:39 AM
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OK then, I'll divule the secret when I get back from work, just off now. It really really works and is very simple, I've been using it for years (much to Mitch's relief).
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Old 21-09-2004, 12:07 PM
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vitamin B12 works.....
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Old 21-09-2004, 01:47 PM
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All you do is restrict your calorie intake 1-1 half weeks before it's due. Obviously this won't work for very slender ladies who need to eat all day like my little sister but for anyone of normal weight try 1200-1400 calories the week before and the symptoms disappear as if by magic as long as you don't cheat.
Me and my other sister have been doing this for years and it cured us!
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golly - I eat 1k cals per day anyway - still can't lose weight tho


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Old 21-09-2004, 03:14 PM
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golly - I eat 1k cals per day anyway - still can't lose weight tho


damn hormones
Is that 1 Kilo of cals per day.
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Old 21-09-2004, 03:17 PM
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1000 calories - thats pre breakfast snack aint it???
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Old 21-09-2004, 03:25 PM
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1000 calories - thats pre breakfast snack aint it???
How much do calories weigh + how many would equal 1 Kilo.

5 zillion = no weight falling off.
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Old 21-09-2004, 03:42 PM
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golly - I eat 1k cals per day anyway - still can't lose weight tho


damn hormones
WHAT!!!! I'd pass out and die! I know I'm a bit porky but I really have to overeat like a mad woman to put on weight. Once I decide to stop over eating like a madwoman the weight falls off. Being fat is a full time occupation!
Surely 1000 cals is no more than a small bowl of cornflakes and a few packets of crisps
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Old 21-09-2004, 04:59 PM
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DORO SAYS





usual daily intake is

1 sandwich usually ham salad, no mayo cos I hate the stuff
1 evening meal meat or fish & veg

never had a big appetite

I put weight on due to stress and it never goes away again hence at only 5'2" I weigh 10 stone which is 1.5 stones over normal max for my height!

If I drink alcohol my calorie intake goes up though

way up ha ha

has anyone noticed that you can lose weight by having 9 or 10 hours of sleep a night? I did that once and lost a stone in 2 weeks..!!

working shifts made me fatter too

or is it just me? am i wierd?? lol
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