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Old 10-02-2006, 03:26 PM
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Default It gets worse.....

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know
that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a
bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door,
he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at
him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4-letter
word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:53 PM
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Me likes it!
A good day is when the sh*t hits the fan and you have time to duck.
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