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I was thinking about Kate Moss and her career. Maybe she could approach Coca Cola and maybe start a new ad campaign. Coke, far nicer to drink than sniff?
My other thought ive just had is the Danes and the trouble with the Muslims. Now what are the Danes famous for? Bacon, thats what for. Now surely if theyre worried about their embassies, borders etc they could use bacon as a defensive barrier? Maybe even make bacon bombs to disperse the crowds etc. I mean its not like they would be killing anyone so its not real bad is it.
Ah well, just a couple of thoughts. Maybe i should go out and do summat.
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I always thought that pigs with remote detonation "suicide belts" would make an interesting way of dispersing crowds of unruly Muslims!!!!!
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I always thought that pigs with remote detonation "suicide belts" would make an interesting way of dispersing crowds of unruly Muslims!!!!!
Mmmmmmmmmm, suicide pigs. Good idea, perhaps we get some pigs to fly and teach them to fly into Mosques aswell.
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I think it's cruelty to pigs...... they have feelings too you know..... they like being bacon sandwiches......and legs of pork....and sausages.....and pork chiops.....how would you feel if your purpose in life was taken from you and you where thrown into obliteration? eh? eh?
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I think it's cruelty to pigs...... they have feelings too you know..... they like being bacon sandwiches......and legs of pork....and sausages.....and pork chiops.....how would you feel if your purpose in life was taken from you and you where thrown into obliteration? eh? eh?
Ah but think of the pride their families would have in them being turned into diced pork for this great nation of ours.
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me and tinks see to pakis in sainsburys yesterday buying.........


pork sausages


i just stared................
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me and tinks see to pakis in sainsburys yesterday buying.........


pork sausages


i just stared................
How come they can sell pork/bacon etc in their shops if they're against it?And how can they have lottery machines & scratchcards in their shops?That's profiteering from gambling which they're also against...
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too slooooooooow to look at properly, though I imagine muslim hackers busily plotting the destruction & Identity theft of the creators of that site
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too slooooooooow to look at properly, though I imagine muslim hackers busily plotting the destruction & Identity theft of the creators of that site
There are a couple of funny ones. Some are just to blatant and anti but some are well thought out
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