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Old 05-02-2006, 09:33 PM
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Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had
a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's
voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to
arrange it.

Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. The
next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she
bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that
only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type
of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician
then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted
as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could have
cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never
report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King quickly
summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

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