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Old 05-02-2006, 09:11 PM
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well as missus been away for 2 weeks found myself having to do those horrible little womens jobs that i hate, so i thought would entertain myself with a dvd at the same time too make the job more bearable but NO!!!!!

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NEVER WATCH PORNO AND DO THE IRONING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
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well as missus been away for 2 weeks found myself having to do those horrible little womens jobs that i hate, so i thought would entertain myself with a dvd at the same time too make the job more bearable but NO!!!!!

so heres the warning

NEVER WATCH PORNO AND DO THE IRONING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

What kind of iron was it?Bet it was a hotpoint!
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DOnt ever do the ironing in your Bra and Pants
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Old 05-02-2006, 10:17 PM
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DOnt ever do the ironing in your Bra and Pants
always wear the wifes(never mine hehe)
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DOnt ever do the ironing in your Bra and Pants

Also dont iron your pants while your wearing them.....
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dont iron curtains you will fall out the window
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Just don't bother ironing as it wears out the clothes quicker. Well thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it
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Just don't bother ironing as it wears out the clothes quicker. Well thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it

I only iron what reealllyyyy needs it. Even paid a 1 extra on kids school shirts that had 'no ironing needed guarantee'. yeah. right. But cos it said it, I got 'em and he doesn't iron either.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:24 PM
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went too doctor this morning hoping for some cream or pain relief,


all i got prescribed was some comfort easy iron and a video of bella emberg
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