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Old 04-02-2006, 10:06 PM
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The Saudi embassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.

They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

President Bush says, "Well, Your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs."

President Bush leans forward and whispers "That's because it takes place in the future."
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Similar one was going around shortly after 9-11.

In the year 2025 an American father takes his young son to see the site of 9-11 bombings and there is a big sign telling the history of what happened.

the boy reads the sign in silence and looks puzzled. He looks up at his dad and says. dad theres just one thing I dont understand.

Whats that son asks the father

"Whats an Arab?"
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