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Old 04-02-2006, 10:03 PM
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Default You might think about this one the next time you have to go to the doctor.

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of
other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and
here's the way one old guy handled it:

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said,

"Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,

"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things
like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
he said.

The receptionist replied,

"You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room
full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the
problem further with the doctor in private."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked,


"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he
had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't p1ss out of it," the man replied
...I've been down many a road in my lifetime, but the one I am on now suits me best...at least for the present!
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Old 04-02-2006, 10:15 PM
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I likes that one LOL
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