100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums

Go Back   100% Biker & Trike Magazine Forums > 100% Biker > Down The Pub

Notices

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-02-2006, 07:08 PM
Mental Dave's Avatar
Mental Dave Mental Dave is offline
Type like a Twat Me...
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brighouse
Posts: 818
Send a message via AIM to Mental Dave
Default Intresting

someone mailed this to me today, I thought it was intresting so I also thought I'd share it.

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS


Question 1:


If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three

who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and

she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?



Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.




Question 2:



It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.





Candidate A -



Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.





Candidate B -



He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.





Candidate C -



He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.







Which of these candidates would be your Choice?



Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.




----------------------------------------------------




Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.





And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.



Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.


Never be afraid to try something new.



Remember:

Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic

and in case you never saw this one......



Can y you imagine working for a company that has a

little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:



* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

* 7 have been arrested for fraud

* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

* 3 have done time for assault

* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting

* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year



Can you guess which organization this is?





Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year

designed to keep the rest of us in line.
__________________
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-02-2006, 08:55 PM
kitkatman's Avatar
kitkatman kitkatman is offline
Beefy Pickle doesn't bat for the other side (as far as we know)
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: the garage ( i fuckin wish )
Posts: 14,913
Send a message via MSN to kitkatman
Default

well thats the yanks for ya
__________________
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU NAME ON A LOAF OF BREAD.......

.....THEN I REALISED IT SAID THICK CUT




QUALIFIED MEMBER OF THE MOBILE DRUNKEN DISPLAY TEAM....


Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-02-2006, 09:50 PM
Dougie's Avatar
Dougie Dougie is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the canyons of my mind.....
Posts: 19,609
Default

It's so interesting someone posted that here not too long ago.Do try to keep up chaps!
__________________
We will remember them.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-02-2006, 10:11 PM
Mental Dave's Avatar
Mental Dave Mental Dave is offline
Type like a Twat Me...
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brighouse
Posts: 818
Send a message via AIM to Mental Dave
Default

I apolagise profoundly for the posting of old shat. In my defence I can only wail despondantly and grovel at the feet of mercy
__________________
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 04-02-2006, 10:16 PM
Dougie's Avatar
Dougie Dougie is offline
Talk, Type, Breath, Talk, Type, Breath....
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the canyons of my mind.....
Posts: 19,609
Default

'Sokay,we'll let ya off as you're Mental!
__________________
We will remember them.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:11 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.