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i got projectile sick and liquid poo
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:20 AM
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no...this house is clean............15 pints and a curry mate, that'll sort you out
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Old 04-02-2006, 07:41 AM
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your ring would have spicy twang to it and you wont remember drinking that lot.................

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Old 04-02-2006, 08:50 AM
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Got a bit of the snuffles too.......
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Old 04-02-2006, 08:54 AM
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:24 AM
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Old 04-02-2006, 09:42 AM
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fukkin orrible.had it since wednesday.had fukk all to eat since then.startin to sprout gills ,supped that much watter.....good thing is tho .NO FAGS FER 3DAYS NOW..........
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no we ok over here .........................stay away stay away,................

the only thing ive got is a bowling ball attacted to me frount thats still getting bigger doh! this ones gonner be big
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All well in the lily pad, just snuffles and coughs. Hope all the dehyrdrated and ill among you get well soon.

On a medical note: Nurse Violet suggests... pre-biotic tablets from tesco's, (cheaper than others), diralite, (blackcurrant flavour), plenty of fluids, not fizzy. when you feel better take the pre-biotics, and also echinacea, swear by it for boosting immune system. Dont' always work, but does mostly.


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sick stopped but dare not fart
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kno the feelin dave.follow thru pretty close a few times...feels like some fukker stood on my chest......need to get rid b4 nxt w/end off to ozzland......
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Old 04-02-2006, 02:42 PM
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eaten one slice of toast
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Old 04-02-2006, 05:59 PM
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it,ll get better ds...sweatin,shakin,freezin,upto 2 toast now an a coffee not puked tday .YET.very weak coffee ,cant stsand tea.....
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