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Old 06-05-2004, 09:35 AM
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:38 AM
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It's to do with the Eruopean Community, as we are all now In-Continent......
I'll get me coat.
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Old 06-05-2004, 10:55 AM
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No matter how many times you shake it you still get a trickle down your leg?
My bottle does the same thing,lmao
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:06 AM
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It's to do with the Eruopean Community, as we are all now In-Continent......
I'll get me coat.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:08 PM
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its not only me that has a dodgy fluffel valve then.
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Old 06-05-2004, 12:12 PM
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It's to do with the Eruopean Community, as we are all now In-Continent......
I'll get me coat.
hence we no longer spend a penny we euronate
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:43 PM
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Do wot the girlies do an sit down you can read yer copy of 100%Biker plan yer next project, 'ave a w..... whoops forgot that last bit
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Old 06-05-2004, 05:54 PM
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Whatever you do don't invest in one of Doc Ewokandtucks incontinance envelopes. The whole idea of a huge plastic bag that you sleep in and is sealed up to prevent spillage throughout the night is abhorant. Since my first nights fiasco in said bag I haven't managed to get the smell out of my Madera cake. And as for the feret, well he won't sleep with me any more. Says theres more chance of breathing in mollasses.
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:28 PM
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Don't you just love the title of this thread?

Most amusing.
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:29 PM
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My bottle aint got a screw on cap - oops wrong thread, wrong place !!!!
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:31 PM
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:32 PM
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I just made summat up just to get me posts to 200 and see if there's anything after "senior member" - ok maybe death,lmao
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:34 PM
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I just wanted to get rid of the junior tag and become a full fledged member.

That sounds rude
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:35 PM
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:37 PM
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Stop it noooowwwww!!!!!! you know full well I have a mind like a sewer........


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Old 06-05-2004, 09:38 PM
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oops, first High Tower , now you - ok consider myself well slapped, lmao.

1 to gooooooo
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:40 PM
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I would never slap you hun. Give you a spanking maybe, but never a slap.
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Old 06-05-2004, 09:41 PM
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Ok stop that now !!!!!! Or Missus Grav will be doing the spankin i'm sure, and I dont mean me,lol


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Old 06-05-2004, 09:43 PM
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Mrs Grav knows how to keep me in line................

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Gooo Mrs Grav , goooooooo, lol


Right i'm offski - going to play The Sims, aint i a sad person,lol

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Old 06-05-2004, 09:47 PM
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oops, first High Tower , now you - ok consider myself well slapped, lmao.

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if there is any slaping going on Im doing it ok
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Right i'm offski - going to play The Sims, aint i a sad person,lol

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Old 07-05-2004, 05:20 AM
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Why is it that when i have a fart it smells like roses and when anybody else drops one it smells like a manure heap in the sun
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Old 07-05-2004, 10:33 AM
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YES!! next question
There has to be one dont there
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Old 07-05-2004, 11:35 AM
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Why is it that when i have a fart it smells like roses and when anybody else drops one it smells like a manure heap in the sun
You cant beat letting one go in a tent ,fantastic . But beware not to follow through in that sleeping bag ,you never get rid of the sweat smell of sucess
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:33 PM
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why is it when you scrimp and save and go hungry to buy a bike or a part and then you buy it some twat sez "oh you should have said i sold a harley/gold plated exhaust for a tenner the other day"
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Old 07-05-2004, 02:58 PM
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Old 07-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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why is it when you scrimp and save and go hungry to buy a bike or a part and then you buy it some twat sez "oh you should have said i sold a harley/gold plated exhaust for a tenner the other day"
Yes, kill them all!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-05-2004, 04:33 PM
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why is it when you scrimp and save and go hungry to buy a bike or a part and then you buy it some twat sez "oh you should have said i sold a harley/gold plated exhaust for a tenner the other day"
Funny you should say that!
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