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Old 30-01-2006, 03:15 PM
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will i have to give up my position of immigration if i become your bitch, your kuntingness
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Nope, cos you will have lots of pent up frustration due to lack of sex that you can take out on those trying to sneak in.
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He would be very good at that, what say you, Abb?
I've spent most of my working life working with or for Kants - suppose this should be no different.
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I've spent most of my working life working with or for Kants - suppose this should be no different.
Welcome to the team, Abbs The Executioner.
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:06 PM
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Just a quickie.


Is the court based in Kantabury
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Old 30-01-2006, 04:27 PM
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What's our native language.....Kantonese?
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Is the position for Royal Bed Bouncer vakant
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oi...have you got a passport
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I Kant tell you, it could be Kantostrophic.
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I Kant tell you, it could be Kantostrophic.
as imigration oficer to the kant that is king....i must insist on seeing you passport or at least 200
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Here you go then
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Looks like an Ewok & Tuck passport to me.To the dungeons with him!
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cannot be bothered, got any spare mustard gas
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cannot be bothered, got any spare mustard gas
Just have a curry and drop yer guts,that'll do the job.
That'll teach these people that Ewok & Tuck merchandise is no good in the Realm of His Kantness.
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Ewok and Tuck enterprises got nationalised, it's mine now.
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You know what, now having had two refusals to be part of the kingdom (small 'k') of kant (small 'k') I think I shall return to the land of the BW and leave you all to fester in your land of 100% Kants (capital 'K')
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Not tonight, tis changing servers.
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And while we're all waitin' for the Kant's next proclomation (or should that just be motion ) an' me bein' one of the court troubadors, I thought I'd sing you a song. It'll take some of you back a good many years tho many may not know or have heard of it. It's rather subversive in these times of 'The New Kantdom' but hey musicians are supposed to be a little subversive ain't they ....


The Kant's New Clothes - as sung by Danny Kaye .... but not quite like this


This is the story of the Kant's new clothes:
Now there was once a kant who was absolutely insane about new clothes and one day, two swindlers named Ewok and Tuck came to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, "Your Travesty, this is a magic helmet, bike jacket and jeans." Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. But the swindlers were very smart, and they said, "Your Travesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible." Naturally, the Kant not wanting to appear a fool, said,

"Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Somebody send for the Quim."


Well they sent for the Quim and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, the Quim not wanting to appear a fool, said,

"Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Summon the court to convene."

Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that court. All the ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was just black with people, and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told they naturally didn't want to appear fools and they said,

"Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee(whistle sound)!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made.
Now quickly, put it all together
With gloves of leather and hat and feather
It's all together the thing to wear in Saturday's parade.
Leading the royal brigade."

Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with thousands, and thousands, and thousands of people, and they all were cheering as the artillery came by, the infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by. And everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit and didn't know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the Kant came by the little boy looked and, horrified, said,

"Look at the Kant! Look at the the Kant! Look at the Kant, the Kant, the Kant!
The Kant is in the all together
But all together the all together
He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.
The Kant is in the all together
But all together the all together
It's all together the very least the Kant has ever worn."

All the courts positioned to call an intermission
His Travesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn The Kant is in the all together
But all together the all together
He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.
And it's all together too chilly a morn!


Hope ya enjoyed that. I reckon I did

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Nice STEViE, liked it alot
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