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I have the honuor of announcing various appointments to serve on my court.

Head of His Majesty's Armed Forces: General Dougie (5 stars).

Chief of His Majesty's Secret Police: Chief Inspector Fran.

Chief of his Majesty's Immigration Service: Chief Superintendant KKM.

Troubadors to the Royal Court: STEViE, Saxman and Jonnyfp.

Court Jester: Ernie The Dwarf.

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Thank you my Lord.I shall endeavour to live up to your expectations.
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Thank you my Lord.I shall endeavour to live up to your expectations.
creep dont turn round he will chop off your head thats how he got the name KANT
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Methinks bullhead is the first to try out our new dungeon, Chief Inspector Fran. Take him away!
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(Whispers)I have an insurance policy......
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Chief of his Majesty's Immigration Service: Chief Superintendant KKM.


and i have employed tinks as my understudy, so when i am away, she can keep a eye on you kants...










new rules.......if you want to come in......tough
if you wanna go out.......i will think about it
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(Whispers)I have an insurance policy......
So do I.........
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More Royal Appointments.

Chiefs of Beer Procurement: Mitch and Critch

Chief of Sanitation Sewage and Water: Jimmymoonlight
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Chief of his Majesty's Immigration Service: Chief Superintendant KKM.


and i have employed tinks as my understudy, so when i am away, she can keep a eye on you kants...










new rules.......if you want to come in......tough
if you wanna go out.......i will think about it
great tink will let me out of jail you will see i will soon be free
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is rommole a sunbsidurary of sewerage
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High Priestess of the State Religion: Mrs Reject
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and dare we ask what state this religion is in?
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A very good one, our spiritual needs are in very capable hands.
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uh! oh!!
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tink here ..............................

i set you free
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just a thought is there a new name for this new KANTRY of gravs?
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Ah yes, I remember the sign outside his tent at the Hex Rated. Said summat like "no job too large"

Jim?
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More Royal Appointments.

Chiefs of Beer Procurement: Mitch and Critch
your intelligence service works well your highness....i did 5 gallons last night......
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This all smacks of cronyism

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This all smacks of cronyism

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maybe your the leader of the resistance movement against the evil despot (obviously not the noble and majestic king of kants )....??

AS THE ROYAL BREWER SHOULD I BE TALKING TO YOU!!??
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maybe your the leader of the resistance movement against the evil despot (obviously not the noble and majestic king of kants )....??

AS THE ROYAL BREWER SHOULD I BE TALKING TO YOU!!??
The King is a usurper - the illigitimate son of a window dresser. He is not fit to wear the crown of this once great nation.

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Old 30-01-2006, 02:51 PM
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It does rather, doesn't it. Would you like to be in charge of the Treasury?
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Fair enough, how about head of the kings personal guard?
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