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Old 07-01-2006, 08:57 AM
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Welcome to the forum as the Noo Editor of this fine Tome known as 100% Biker!

I am sure that you will uphold the fine tradition that has grown around this fine magazine, and being a newbie virgin, in both using your own name and being a Noo Editor, (Using Baloo don't count, or Jungly Barry!) you will dig very deep into your pocket and get the drinks in!

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Welcome hand over yer dosh! you can keep the Future Bike, I wanna live a little longer thanks!
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Old 07-01-2006, 09:00 AM
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pint? I'll have a bucketful !!!!!! oh and welcome whoever you are
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Welcome to the forum as the Noo Editor of this fine Tome known as 100% Biker!

I am sure that you will uphold the fine tradition that has grown around this fine magazine, and being a newbie virgin, in both using your own name and being a Noo Editor, (Using Baloo don't count, or Jungly Barry!) you will dig very deep into your pocket and get the drinks in!

Cheers!

I'll have a pint of Vintage Merrydown!

Ta Chap!

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Oh, didn't we tell you that as a new member of the forum you automatically hand over all your worldly goods and wealth to the Ewokandtuck Institute for the Criminally Inane for safe keeping. Membership is for life with no added benefits, as is living in abject poverty whilst the founder members live the life of avirace/avirice/averice (life of riley!).

Welcome hand over yer dosh! you can keep the Future Bike, I wanna live a little longer thanks!
No probs, go for it!

You don't want the Future Bike? Coward ...
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Old 07-01-2006, 12:19 PM
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a fine choice to fill in pats huge shoes......

welcome a pint of deuchars fer me....

expect a few bike and trike photies soon

gaurenteed no harleys....................
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No probs, go for it!

You don't want the Future Bike? Coward ...
Oi! .. I get first dibs on Futurebike!

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Old 07-01-2006, 02:36 PM
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Is it still a (shudder!) HONDA?







That'll get 'em going....(evil cackle)
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:19 PM
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Cool ... get 'em sent!
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:22 PM
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Is it still a (shudder!) HONDA? :eek
Not for much longer - blew the motor in northern Sweden back in June and it's currently at Uncle Chuftey's awaiting an engine transplant. The old 750 motor's out and is shortly going to be replaced with ... a 123bhp 1170 ex-Jim Wells Z900 motor out of me Harris. It's going to be feckin' terrifying!
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:27 PM
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mmmmmmmmmmmm future bike and gmex was pants without you nick
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:30 PM
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mmmmmmmmmmmm future bike and gmex was pants without you nick
Would've liked to have gone and had a scout round, Dave, but currently in Dorset going to a party at which all the girlies are dressing up in PVC nurses' outfits ... given the choice, which one would you go to?
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:31 PM
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party indeed ,did i spy the veggie one there

it was crap though

some of the stall holders there where saying they wouldnt be back
and the mad count was dropping prices like a frenzy
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:32 PM
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uh, futurebike? http://www.futurebike.ch/
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:37 PM
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if you ever want to donate it nick would love it lol
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:42 PM
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if you ever want to donate it nick would love it lol
Not feckin' likely, mate, I'm going to be buried on it if I can ...
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:46 PM
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Where's there some pics of the other futurebike? I wanna see what all the fuss is about.
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:48 PM
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that can be arranged nik lol

give us a ring nearer the time can drive a jcb

you should bring out a kit bike version of it ala occ lol
ps mrs satan says hello
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Future bike?
It's a girls bike, i saw it outside a Hairdressers the other day......good job you jacked that job in and took the Editors job Nik otherwise you'd have been rumbled!!!!!!

D'oh.
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Not feckin' likely, mate, I'm going to be buried on it if I can ...
The way you crash? there won't be fack all left to bury


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Old 07-01-2006, 10:09 PM
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Where's there some pics of the other futurebike? I wanna see what all the fuss is about.
damn, I thought you meant the one with the airbags, bumpers, leg protectors etc, which on page 6 of this month's 100% mag?

If folk want to see it, I'm sure it can be brought out of hiding...

That bike in the advert is fuckin' real. Let's hope it don't happen, eh? That's not really a sportster, surely to fuck?
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does this mean a new style 100% biker tent to crowd at rally's
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No! It's bluddy ugly!
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Would've liked to have gone and had a scout round, Dave, but currently in Dorset going to a party at which all the girlies are dressing up in PVC nurses' outfits ... given the choice, which one would you go to?
Nursey Uniforms?

Why wasn't I invited?
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Were are the nursey, welcome Nik mine is a pint of stella
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No! Futurebike's bluddy ugly!
.. least I won't have to fight you for it then
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder .. and I think it's Awesome!

...admitedly I did first trip over the thing in the pitch dark and it nearly ripped my shirt off! But once we'd got over the initial, rather clumsy introduction, and I saw it in daylight ... WoW!
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