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Old 31-12-2005, 03:23 PM
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Hi, i would love to do a shoot in your mag, if you will have me. I could even get my own photographer.Come on chaps help me out!
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Old 31-12-2005, 03:26 PM
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Old 31-12-2005, 03:33 PM
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Old 31-12-2005, 03:37 PM
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I tried to pick a image that would keep this thread out of the 18 forum lol
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OOOOH I MIGHT HAVE A CAMERA LAYING ABOUT, THE PICTURES MIGHT HAVE DRIBBLE MARKS ON THE THOUGH
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I like her shes sweet looking , come round my house ill take some piccies of you on me bike ..... (ill clear it with mrs shaggy first )

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Old 31-12-2005, 04:51 PM
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Having a few beers and watching the telly,m8.Sure as hell ain't going to Embra's "Street Party".Don't fancy having some totally rat-arsed foreigner pissing down my leg while listening to some sh!te third rate band......
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Old 31-12-2005, 05:02 PM
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Old 31-12-2005, 05:12 PM
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MATROOOON!!!!!?????
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well, 2 things really

1/ it would be the first time people looked at one of your jumpers and were'nt offended

2/ it would be far to big for her

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come on round i will lay you over me trike and grab my trusty nikon might even give yer a ride afterwards (s ok the seats are wipable)
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shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands..........

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shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands..........

not having a go at anyone, just voicing an opinion..............
Well, you know those little valves on beach balls? You could have them surgically implanted where your nipples are! Then you could always use a bicycle pump to blow them up to the size of your own choice?
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shes actually a very horny chick, and i am sure having her sprawled across the pages of the mag will surely sell heaps more copies...........

i just wish i had enough money to buy a pair if tits like that............

and before i get the 'you are only jealous', 'the green eyed monster strikes again'...blah blah blah, i am proud of what nature gave me and like the attention i get (even if it is only a little bit!) coz my tits are all my own. I guess we women have you men sussed really eh? Get a pair of plastic tits and most men are like putty in our hands..........

not having a go at anyone, just voicing an opinion..............
No bloody way, give me real tits and a real woman anytime, especially with good hips and long dark hair. Yummy
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