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Old 06-12-2005, 12:00 AM
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Default bet this has been here before, but made i giggle

A newlywed couple went to join the local church and the vicar told them "we have special rules for new parishioners,you must abstain from sex for a whole month".
The couple agreed but after only two and a half weeks returned to the church.
"You are back too soon,..is there a problem?" the vicar asked.
"We are ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month." the young man said sadly.
"What happened?" asked the vicar.
"Well the first week was difficult but we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.the second week was terrible but with the use of prayer we managed.
But the third week was unbearable,we tried prayer,reading the bible,cold showers,anything.
"Then one afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it,when she bent over to pick it up i was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there."
"you understand this means you will not be welcome in our church"..said the vicar.
"we know" said the young man.
"we're not welcome in Homebase anymore either."
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:01 AM
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that certainly made me giggle.....................
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Old 06-12-2005, 12:03 AM
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