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Old 12-06-2014, 02:08 PM
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Whilst some of you lot are philistines that play with odd shaped balls some of us still prefer the beautiful game ...namely fitba.

It may have escaped yer notice that the world cup begins tonight. It may not not but since gods own eleven areny playing I will have to switch my allegiance tae supporting England.

This does not mean I will be sporting a natty 3 lions shirt nor will I be flying a St Georges cross or even having the stereo typical bulldog tattooed on my person.

I will be watchin Englands game and will be hoping the play every other fecker off the park.


So cmoan Engurland :-)
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It has not escaped our notice - even those of us (who are legion!) who would prefer to know nothing about it!

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Old 12-06-2014, 07:55 PM
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I absolutely love it when the soccerball world cup is on. All the idiots are in the pub which means the roads are empty. Result! just a pity most games in this years borefest are at night. Damned unsporting of the organising bods. Sort it out for the next one
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FOOTBALL = 22 grossly overpaid poofs with perms, prancing around a pitch mincing after a ball.

Would be much more exciting with random beheading executions at half time and the crowd allowed to throw live hand grenades.

Football pitch = Waste of a good car park.

Football fans = Masses of live organ donors all in one place.

Televised football = A whole lot of people get very interested in bog snorkelling, collecting belly button fluff and seal clubbing.

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FOOTBALL = 22 grossly overpaid poofs with perms, prancing around a pitch mincing after a ball.

Would be much more exciting with random beheading executions at half time and the crowd allowed to throw live hand grenades.

Football pitch = Waste of a good car park.

Football fans = Masses of live organ donors all in one place.

Televised football = A whole lot of people get very interested in bog snorkelling, collecting belly button fluff and seal clubbing.

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So the only person on here supporting England footie team, is a Scot.
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The world cup doesn't start for another 11 months yet at Twickers what what
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So the only person on here supporting England footie team, is a Scot.
Bugger it even if it wis competitive knitting I would support Scotland ...be on the side lines supporting them ...cmon wullie see us the purl stitch but.

However since Scotland aint there of course I would support England. No sure if this says more about the fear of saying ye are proud to be English and support England. Or is it my inane stupidity in believing in or hoping we still have a Great Britain.
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I seem to remember it was the Scots who invented football and because they hadn't got a ball used Englishmens heads..by the time the English got their hands on the game it had softened to using a pigs bladder filled with air, which is probably why English football players are all full of wind and piss..

Not trying to start any wars here...Oh well go on then..

I have heard that two Scottish teams still try to remove a few heads during the game..

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The world cup doesn't start for another 11 months yet at Twickers what what
The original and best Rugby World Cup was akchewerly on last year and Australia won it*. The inferior version is on next year

Saying that, Union is still vastly superior to watching the lawn fairies any day of the year


*The first Rugby League World Cup was held in France in 1954 and Great Britain won it. It was known as the "Coup de Monde du Rugby". It will probably be the one and only time a Scotsman has had his hands on a World Cup trophy of any sport except possibly Elephant Polo.

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well im a footie nut, good or bad i gotta do something on a sat afternoon! overpaid they certainly are, but the lower league clubs do not pay more than a few hundred quid a week, sky t.v has ruined football. mega bucks poured into the game , overseas players brought in for more mega bucks, all financed by sky, while the lower league clubs struggle to pay the electric bills. a sorry state the football world is in but i will be rooting for england, football, rugby, cricket or anything that wears our flag, cant help it.
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Good for you mick..It's a good job the England team doesn't have to only play people who were born in England or we would never win the world cup..

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All the welsh and scots I know will be supporting whatever team plays against England ............

Me? I couldn't give a shit, coming originally form the North East, I think I was excommunicated for daring not to support any football team.

The best day to go fishing is on FA cup day, all the other sad sods seem to stop at home, as someone said the games are all on at night, so don't get any peace, although they all seemed to go home earlier than usual today.
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FOOTBALL = 22 grossly overpaid poofs with perms, prancing around a pitch mincing after a ball.

Would be much more exciting with random beheading executions at half time and the crowd allowed to throw live hand grenades.

Football pitch = Waste of a good car park.

Football fans = Masses of live organ donors all in one place.

Televised football = A whole lot of people get very interested in bog snorkelling, collecting belly button fluff and seal clubbing.

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*The first Rugby League World Cup was held in France in 1954 and Great Britain won it. It was known as the "Coup de Monde du Rugby". It will probably be the one and only time a Scotsman has had his hands on a World Cup trophy of any sport except possibly Elephant Polo.

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Bugger it even if it wis competitive knitting I would support Scotland ...be on the side lines supporting them ...cmon wullie see us the purl stitch but.

However since Scotland aint there of course I would support England. No sure if this says more about the fear of saying ye are proud to be English and support England. Or is it my inane stupidity in believing in or hoping we still have a Great Britain.
I admire your patriotism, however, I fucking hate football. I hate all the hype, the monotonous drivel of all the so called experts, the constant interruption of other TV just to bring more football shit on the TV.

The so called experts really make my shit itch. How do these boring fucktards think of so much drivel to spout about it. One side scored more goals than the other, hence they win. End of story.

I do not care who is playing or where. Nor do I give a flying fuck about the results. The only thing that slightly interests me about football is the players wives. SOME of them are quite fit and look great until they open their stupid gobs. Maybe we could put one football boot in their mouths and the other on the back of their necks while doing them up the arse. Half time entertainment at its' best.

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Maybe we could put one football boot in their mouths and the other on the back of their necks while doing them up the arse. Half time entertainment at its' best.

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That's you fucked then Ewockntuck Enterprises will have been trying to sell the rights to Simon Cowell the minute ye had the idea........
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That's you fucked then Ewockntuck Enterprises will have been trying to sell the rights to Simon Cowell the minute ye had the idea........
Already done.... Gone in 60 seconds.

Just to add to the excitement here, we'll soon be inundated by crappy tennis with more decent TV moved over to make way for that shite......
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@ 30 seconds is how it should be refereed...

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well we lost but it aint over yet. i must admit it dont sit right when you have billions spent on the tournament in a country that has people in their thousands sleeping in cardboard boxes in the street. oh dear im getting political again......

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Good job England didn't get it then....London now has Rough sleeper spikes to deter the homeless from sleeping in certain areas. In the depth of last winter the London fuzz were taking rough sleepers sleeping bags away, what kind of so called civilized country allows it's poor to freeze because they make the capital look untidy.

I do agree about Brazil though, although the rioters protesting about the cost really don't help the cause. The extra policing and damage just increase the costs.
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I do agree about Brazil though, although the rioters protesting about the cost really don't help the cause. The extra policing and damage just increase the costs.
FIFA don't exactly help the host nation. They effectively tell them that they are keeping all of the profits TAX free while the host nation pays all of the costs which they are supposed to recoup from all the extra tourists visiting their country. FIFA have also told Brazil that they have to repeal their law banning alcohol in grounds as Buttwiper are one of the main sponsors and they'd like to sell their products inside them. Pretty arrogant of them really!
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