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Default New laws in NZ

For those who haven't heard: New Zealand has just passed laws re gay marriage and legalized marijuana.

The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalized on the same day makes perfect biblical sense because Leviticus 20:13 says,

"If a man lies with another man they should be stoned."



We just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
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We always follow New Zealand so we can expect that to happen here later..Don't forget they declared war on germany before we did.

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I understood it, and thought it was very funny, in fact I passed it on..

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I posted it on another forum and got this.

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There may not be a group leader on this forum, but in this day and age your comments are not appropriate.
I have friends who are Gay and while I do not know any member of this group who is that way inclined, bigotry is not allowed on this forum.
Please delete the joke.
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I'd better wish him a happy holiday instead of merry christmas.

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some folks are just scared to laugh in case the offend someone else...
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Have you noticed that it's always the "friends" of gay people who take offence.

But none of my lesbian and homosexual friends take offence at anything I say.

And they say the most outrageous things themselves.

My favourite being a lesbian woman talking to Lois about me. "He'd be handy if you ran out of batterys" PMSL
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actually they shall be killed and the blood on their own head, or something like that, but hey who wants to let facts get in the way of a good joke LOL

aha it would appear that the bible bashing dogooder that saw this post over my shoulder at work was kind of wrong, different versions of the bible apparantly??

how the hell can you have so many different versions of the truth I asked him, ah thats because its a fairy tale

hes not very happy LOL
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I think they killed people by public stoning in those days..Let he who is without sin cast the first stone..then a brick flies out of the crowd..god sometimes you really piss me off mother..

Great book the Bible, well ahead of it's time, a bit like Ripleys believe it or not..

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There may not be a group leader on this forum, but in this day and age your comments are not appropriate.
I have friends who are Gay and while I do not know any member of this group who is that way inclined, bigotry is not allowed on this forum.
Please delete the joke.
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That made me laugh a lot more than the joke!

Also made me wonder what kind of forums (fora?) you frequent........
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I bet it was a yanky one....
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No..it was a UK one and the poster was Welsh.

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oh bugger... and there was me thinking its only yanks with no sense of humour... Oh dear did that sound bigoted... anti yank... etc etc
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I posted it on another forum and got this.

John,
There may not be a group leader on this forum, but in this day and age your comments are not appropriate.
I have friends who are Gay and while I do not know any member of this group who is that way inclined, bigotry is not allowed on this forum.
Please delete the joke.
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Should have said you were Muslim......they'd have let you get away with it!
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I bet it was a yanky one....

in this day and age your comments are not appropriate.
I have friends who are American and while I do not know any member of this group who is that way inclined, racial bigotry is not allowed on this forum.
Please delete the joke.
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See even I can do it..

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And I say... fuck off you yank lover...

for all the americans ....Its called a joke you know... humour.
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I posted it on another forum and got this.

John,
There may not be a group leader on this forum, but in this day and age your comments are not appropriate.
I have friends who are Gay and while I do not know any member of this group who is that way inclined, bigotry is not allowed on this forum.
Please delete the joke.
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That could have been one of the many "Warnings" I got from Nik the former editor of this fine magazine.

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And I say... fuck off you yank lover...

for all the americans ....Its called a joke you know... humour.
Now, now, John likes a good Yank now and then .... especially when no sheep are available or when he gets his copy of Farming monthly in the post ...delivered in a plain brown wrapper in Wales ye know.
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Now, now, John likes a good Yank now and then .... especially when no sheep are available or when he gets his copy of Farming monthly in the post ...delivered in a plain brown wrapper in Wales ye know.
True story..

On one of my rides to Scotland where the hills rise up around the border area and you cannot be certain which country they are in, I looked up to see an entire flock of sheep that had been dyed pink.

So kid..people who live in glass houses..

..should draw their curtains before they shag sheep..

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It's true about the pink sheep !

I know cos I have some friends who saw them!
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It's true about the pink sheep !

I know cos I have some friends who saw them!
You don't really expect us to believe that do you..


You have friends?

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Well, you know.... people who know my name - and I know theirs..... and I talk to them.
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Guatemala has just legalised all aspects of the cannabis trade. Washington and Colorado States have just legalised recreational use too.
Australia has just re-banned gay marriage; and India has just recriminalised bumming. The UK has decided to initiate gay marriages in March instead of in the summer.
The Pope's said CEO pay is too wealth squandering and that athiests go to heaven too (bet they're a bit miffed). Meanwhile a UK priest goes to a primary school and tells all the kids Santa doesn't exist [anyone else for irony?]

2013 - perhpas best defined as an odd year.
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