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Old 23-06-2006, 09:25 AM
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Old 23-06-2006, 09:26 AM
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Old 23-06-2006, 09:36 AM
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nik, can i have some extra dinks and scatches photoshopped ONTO mine please?














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Old 23-06-2006, 09:39 AM
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nik, can i have some extra dinks and scatches photoshopped ONTO mine please?

........sarkey b'stard exiting building..
Can you still buy those stickers which have a big scratch on them for putting on your 'mates' cars?
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Old 23-06-2006, 09:41 AM
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Can you still buy those stickers which have a big scratch on them for putting on your 'mates' cars?
We'll be back to spray on mud soon...
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Old 23-06-2006, 09:43 AM
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how about spray-on mud??

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Old 23-06-2006, 10:15 AM
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:27 AM
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You heard - who needs phones, just wait till the wind's blowing in the right direction.
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:36 AM
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You heard - who needs phones, just wait till the wind's blowing in the right direction.
And we get a fantastic echo across the valley...

The damn dog spends hours barking at īthatīdog that just will not let him have the last word...

Oh and Rik gets pissed and tries to burp loud enough to get an echo.. he swears he did once...
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:38 AM
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And we get a fantastic echo across the valley...

The damn dog spends hours barking at īthatīdog that just will not let him have the last word...

Oh and Rik gets pissed and tries to burp loud enough to get an echo.. he swears he did once...
Just had a very disturbing image of Rik and the dog sitting on the hillside having farting echo competitions...
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:43 AM
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Just had a very disturbing image of Rik and the dog sitting on the hillside having farting echo competitions...
Oooh thats very high powered binoculors you have Madam... I must start closing my curtains at night now..
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Old 23-06-2006, 10:45 AM
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Oooh thats very high powered binoculors you have Madam... I must start closing my curtains at night now..
Jeez. I was making good money out of that webcam feed as well.

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Old 23-06-2006, 10:46 AM
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Jeez. I was making good money out of that webcam feed as well.

I wondered how you were managing to finance the Beer Monsters cake mine...
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Old 23-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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Can you touch up my friend please? Shes so pug ugley, no one will touch her with a barge pole - but if you could, she'd be ever so grateful................
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Old 23-06-2006, 12:43 PM
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Can you still buy those stickers which have a big scratch on them for putting on your 'mates' cars?


Right now i was thinking more on the lines of them bullet holes stickers...
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Old 23-06-2006, 03:39 PM
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Right now i was thinking more on the lines of them bullet holes stickers...
Someone gave me some of those. I said I could provide my own.
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Old 24-06-2006, 06:23 AM
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No. Nor have I, but just check who made the personal insults before you come on like the United Nations, Mr Tuck.



Sorry if standing up for a good and valuable member of this forum is stirring it. And I also won't leave inaccuracies uncorrected. I guess that makes me a bad person.
Look! I apologise unreservedly to Nik and Taff if I have over reacted to a situation. Ok I hadn't read all through the posts, and only came in on the back end of a posting of Taff's. but things looked quite heated and looked to be getting nasty. All I wanted to do was calm things down, and your posting only seemed to add "fuel to the fire" so to speak!

And sorry but I don't recall saying you were a bad person? But you do have a tendency to drop subtle little comments in, that have the same effect as a fragment grenade! And don't you deny it, you are very good with your words and phrases!

I consider myself suitably admonished, and wristies slapped for over caring about fellow members and the wellbeing of the forum!

Me? Mr. United Nations? What? With my jumper? You're kidding!

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Old 24-06-2006, 06:49 AM
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He just called me a fat wanker.
I heard him...
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Old 24-06-2006, 06:54 AM
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And I am a bad person. I have spent years honing that badness.
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Old 24-06-2006, 07:02 AM
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Someone gave me some of those. I said I could provide my own.


Thats why the jag only does 5 miles on a full tank..
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Old 24-06-2006, 07:14 AM
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Thats why the jag only does 5 miles on a full tank..
But at least I proved that the petrol tank doesn't explode if you fire bullets into it unlike in the movies.
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Old 24-06-2006, 07:19 AM
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But you do get your eyebrows singed if you look into one with a lit fag!

Look I was sixteen at the time! Ok?
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Old 24-06-2006, 07:38 AM
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Cover them in the mag or not?


Only just read this thread.
Can't believe you are even asking this question Nik.
Aint the mag called '100% Biker'?
Don't that mean everything from Rats to Harleys?
So, are ya now discriminating against guys who ride streetfighters?
Are they too not 100% Bikers? Confused me is...........
Next you'll be saying 'Should we cover trikes with car engines?'

Chill out Winston......I am only asking the question........
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Old 24-06-2006, 10:54 AM
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I don't think we should we cover trikes with car engines
Well that will calm things down eh?
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Old 24-06-2006, 12:01 PM
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I read the Mag for a bit of inspiration, see what's going on where, what's for sale etc etc.

I probably would desire to own at least 50% of the bikes featured so far, but that's not what it's all about.

Bit of everything is definitely the key....sure someone will tell you if the content starts to go down the drastically wrong road.
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Old 24-06-2006, 02:45 PM
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Old 24-06-2006, 08:09 PM
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But at least I proved that the petrol tank doesn't explode if you fire bullets into it unlike in the movies.



Hah it does akshulleee.

Well it does with tracers anyway.
*source* Myth busters Discovery channel.
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Old 24-06-2006, 08:36 PM
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Hah it does akshulleee.

Well it does with tracers anyway.
*source* Myth busters Discovery channel.
Not just Mythbusters.Japanese Zero fighters went up like torches when shot,no self-sealing or armoured fuel tanks.
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Not just Mythbusters.Japanese Zero fighters went up like torches when shot,no self-sealing or armoured fuel tanks.
wow!!!




















how many did you get?
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Old 24-06-2006, 10:05 PM
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how many did you get?
Sez the man that shot Arch Duke Ferdinand!
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