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Shrubs, vacuum cleaners and such, no wonder the tea and biccie fund is not going up. I'll have to give HSBC a ring and get some of the Swiss dosh back.
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Old 22-03-2015, 02:23 PM
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Today we are looking for ...............Vacuum cleaners!

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..... thinking it's a bit sad to come to a biking forum and find the only new post is about.......










... a lot of men running round a field, with dirty knees, chasing an out of shape ball!
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Old 24-03-2015, 07:24 AM
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We now have a VAX! Whoopee doodahs! But it does have a 6 year guarantee! Weeee! I need therapy!
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Old 24-03-2015, 04:53 PM
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... a lot of men running round a field, with dirty knees, chasing an out of shape ball!

We could discuss vacuum cleaners if you like
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Old 24-03-2015, 04:55 PM
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Or Wax Fang, and American Dad.
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Or Pergolas morphing into full blown verandas, BG?
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Old 26-03-2015, 02:56 PM
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Hello? Any one out there? Like a ghost town on here today.......
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Old 26-03-2015, 04:43 PM
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I was in Sainsburys FT - finding that at 3.45 in the afternoon they had NO large granary bread, and NO large skim milk. Dunno why I bother going there really.
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Old 27-03-2015, 05:00 AM
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I bake our own bread, and stuff skinny milk! But then I go there at about 11am-ish. My days are so full of excitement, sometimes I can't contain myself!
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Old 27-03-2015, 11:43 AM
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How do you stuff skinny milk and what do you stuff it with?

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Old 27-03-2015, 12:56 PM
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Old 27-03-2015, 01:17 PM
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Old 27-03-2015, 01:23 PM
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I was in Sainsburys FT - finding that at 3.45 in the afternoon they had NO large granary bread, and NO large skim milk. Dunno why I bother going there really.
All milk is skimmed, that's where the cream comes from. Most modern bottled milk has a lot less cream than in the past...even so called 'Full Fat' milk. Jersey milk is delicious on cereal for a real treat.
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I absolutely LOATH Jersey milk on cereal or anywhere else! I once worked for a very short time on a farm with Jersey cows and we used Jersey milk for everything - never been able to touch it since!
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I know that Jersey cows don't really wear jerseys but did you know that Welsh Black cows don't give black milk.

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Old 28-03-2015, 05:05 AM
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How can you talk about Jersey women and Welsh ladies like that? I'm deeply shocked.......
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Old 28-03-2015, 05:07 AM
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I know that Jersey cows don't really wear jerseys but did you know that Welsh Black cows don't give black milk

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"Why does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?
I don't know, you don't know, don't you feel a fool?
Why does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass?"

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Old 28-03-2015, 11:45 AM
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Old 29-03-2015, 11:35 AM
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Old 29-03-2015, 12:16 PM
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Old 09-04-2015, 10:32 AM
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Finally adjusted the clutch yesterday and went for a blatt. Still revs out under heavy acceleration, so it's new clutch time!
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After being tucked away at a the back of the garage since July 14, I finally found time to drag the triumph out into the sunshine, I was even more suprised that it fired up 1st time. Now I guess it's time to head to the MOT station via the scenic route
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Old 12-04-2015, 02:39 PM
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I rode down to Abergavenny hospital A&E and rode back wearing a catheter, not a great start to the day.

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