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Old 08-07-2012, 03:23 PM
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Recently a Home bargains shop has opened up here and they sell those wireless doorbells for 5...the pushbutton fits nicely in your pocket..

So you are thinking it's about time you got rid of the overstaying visitor so you reach into your pocket and push the button.. Then you tell them that was the police and they have discovered a gas leak and the visitor will have to leave as they are closing the road to non residents..At this point it is a good idea to do a silent fart for authenticity..

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Recently a Home bargains shop has opened up here and they sell those wireless doorbells for 5...the pushbutton fits nicely in your pocket..

So you are thinking it's about time you got rid of the overstaying visitor so you reach into your pocket and push the button.. Then you tell them that was the police and they have discovered a gas leak and the visitor will have to leave as they are closing the road to non residents..At this point it is a good idea to do a silent fart for authenticity..

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Hmm push botton wireless starter
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:31 PM
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There's an alarm with that feature and 2 remotes on ebay for 25 new. I find them bloody handy for keeping drunks off bikes if the bike stands outside overnight on the street.
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Sounds like a lot of trouble to get rid of unwanted visitors. Why not save the trouble and just tell them to FUCK OFF!

Works for me.

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Sounds like a lot of trouble to get rid of unwanted visitors. Why not save the trouble and just tell them to FUCK OFF!

Works for me.

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But then you are a smooth f*cker.
Yep, smooth as a ploughed field but ask me if I give a fuck.

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Recently a Home bargains shop has opened up here and they sell those wireless doorbells for 5...the pushbutton fits nicely in your pocket..

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The only problem with having a doorbell of this type is that every fecker on the street has them, the lazy gits buy them & fit them but can`t be ar$ed to switch the channel selector switch over so everyones on the same channel, which means as soon as someone up the street has their doorbell pressed it trips the doorbells of everyone else on the street in range.
Needless to say you could have lots of fun when your walking home from the pub with the button clicker in your pocket
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The only problem with having a doorbell of this type is that every fecker on the street has them, the lazy gits buy them & fit them but can`t be ar$ed to switch the channel selector switch over so everyones on the same channel, which means as soon as someone up the street has their doorbell pressed it trips the doorbells of everyone else on the street in range.
Needless to say you could have lots of fun when your walking home from the pub with the button clicker in your pocket
And all for a fiver..

no other doorbells near me..

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And all for a fiver..

no other doorbells near me..

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Pointless havin doorbells on tents .....
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we looked after a house and cats for people over the road when they went to holiday a while back. we had one of these doorbells that I had never fitted (my refusal to fit said item based on the fact that if I cant be arsed to go to the door when someone knocks, what difference will a doorbell make). Anyhow, they had a similar thing allready, but I could not get it to go off with the button from ours, despite trying all of the various channels, so I just set our one to a similar sound and plugged it in behinde their frindge freezer.......

Oh, I had hours of fun watching from the front window and pressing the button.

we fell out with them shortly after on an unrelated matter. they moved out. As far as I am aware, the doorbell is still there, but I cant find the bloody button now someone else has moved in.
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