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Old 25-11-2013, 12:07 AM
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Old 25-11-2013, 05:00 PM
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Thank you very much, very kind of you.

Today, I have mostly been having sex.

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Today, I have mostly been having sex.

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was, er, anybody else but yerself involved???

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was, er, anybody else but yerself involved???

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Yep! and it WASN'T YOU!!

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Hi Chopper, this was doing the rounds on the shooting clubs and forums

http://themakingprogressblues.wordpr...-a-happy-life/
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Thanks for that Tony. The people in the village where I have moved to looked a bit worried when they asked me my name. When I said "Chopper" the usual reply was "what's your real name?". One day I showed an old dear my licence and bank card with my name "Chopper" on them. Nobody asks anymore.

Very accurate and appropriate guidance for countryside newcomers. As I have lived in the country all my life except when I was in the army, there was nothing new for me there mate.

I am just wondering who the hell I can get to sign my shotgun permit application! My GP just gave me a funny look and raised her eyebrows at me.

I came to the conclusion that the people I know, may be the salt of the earth to me and people that I would go well out of my way to help, BUT... Those delightful powers that be happen to think otherwise.

There are numerous crows and magpies that really need potting round here. I get the odd one with my rifle but makes no difference to the numbers.

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it must be countersigned by someone who is resident in Great Britain and who has known you personally for at least the last two years.
A relative must not countersign.

A countersignatory must also be a Member of Parliament, Justice of the
Peace, minister of religion, doctor, lawyer, established civil servant, bank
officer or person of similar standing. Serving police officers, police employees
and registered firearms dealers cannot act as countersignatories.

sadly I cant do yours, excluded by the list above, or I would have.

I used a company director, make sure its someone thats not had chequered history with bankruptcy etc. should be fine

Doctors will charge.

be aware that they will contact your Dr as part of the application, but SGC is more a case of them having to give a reason why you cant have it, unlike FAC where you have to give reason why you can have it.

fact that you have land and need it for vermin control etc should be fine.
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