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oi king kant, why aint ya repaired my fence yet, i paid me taxes you kant
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bowing down .................to cut your fecking boot laces
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there's a war on, our armed forces take priority over fences.
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no...we bow to grav and give him beer
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what sort of KANT does that then
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Seeing as I am offering the position of Chief of the Secret Police to your wife, I would shut the fuck up if I were you. Torture can be so messy these days.
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I was offering everyone a beer, but if you don't want one, then you can fuck off out of my court.
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Hah!If she takes said position you had best watch YOUR back at all times...........
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yeah, Mrs Grav last night, my jaw still hurts........
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I was offering everyone a beer, but if you don't want one, then you can fuck off out of my court.

see i was right

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Seeing as I make up the laws round here, I am immune to anything I let her do to you lot.
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Old 29-01-2006, 08:23 PM
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Are you immune to big feck-off knives or 9mm bullets?

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Viva la Revolucion!Viva!Viva!
Anyone found to be in posession of a gun or big feck off knife of the non-kitchen variety is immediately considered to be a member of my Army and shipped off to Afghanistan.
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Old 29-01-2006, 08:28 PM
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For a small consideration I could be persuaded to give up my revolutionary ways and take up the post of Head of His Majesty's Armed Forces........
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For a small consideration I could be persuaded to give up my revolutionary ways and take up the post of Head of His Majesty's Armed Forces........
and i would take up the position of immigration control
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Oh,a generous stipend,immunity from prosecution (especially by the Secret Police ),and a free hand with "operations"....
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great....the fucking jocks have sold us down the river
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Dude,I'd get you a position in His Majesty's MOD,crowdpleasers aplenty......
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