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Old 29-01-2006, 01:30 AM
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I think that when you are born you know everything, thats why you cry all the time and say nothing. as you get older you start to forget, learn to talk and forget more. by the time your my age you talk a load of cráp,wont shut up and know bugger all.
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:36 AM
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good of you to admit being a thicko.
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:37 AM
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hey im proud of it
lowers peoples expectations and makes it easier to impress
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:40 AM
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I think that when you are born you know everything, thats why you cry all the time and say nothing. as you get older you start to forget, learn to talk and forget more. by the time your my age you talk a load of cráp,wont shut up and know bugger all.
You're only 28, there's not much hope for you is there.
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:45 AM
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You're only 28, there's not much hope for you is there.
your math's is as bad as mine but i do feel 20 years older at this time of the day
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:52 AM
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So your an old fart then?
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good of you to admit being a thicko.
errrrrr pot, kettle , black, without me, you would be a lettuce.
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:53 AM
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Look mate, i spent years pickling you in alcohol so shut up.
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:56 AM
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Look mate, i spent years pickling you in alcohol so shut up.
well you didnt do it right then, did you,
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:57 AM
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i must have been doiing something right, cos you kept asking for more.
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can you get an old fart ? surly they disperce after so long
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Old 29-01-2006, 01:58 AM
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can you get an old fart ? surly they disperce after so long
Well you're still here.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:00 AM
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Well you're still here.
so are you.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:03 AM
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ah yes, the trick is to just keep farting, that way you never dissapate
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:06 AM
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ah yes, the trick is to just keep farting, that way you never dissapate
it's a good way of getting through the queue at the bar quicker too.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:08 AM
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it's a good way of getting through the queue at the bar quicker too.
falling over and pretending to break your back works well, too.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:15 AM
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:20 AM
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well i felt no pain.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:27 AM
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i'm not surprised, you were asleep......
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:28 AM
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i'm not surprised, you were asleep......
were your testicles tho ?
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were your testicles tho ?
no we werent, he was having a wank at the time.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:31 AM
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dunno, didn't ask them.
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:36 AM
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get to your beds you bunch of nightowls.....

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Old 29-01-2006, 02:39 AM
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:49 AM
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I'm off to bed now.......had enough for one day.....

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And now it is another day I wonder what surprises will appear
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your math's is as bad as mine but i do feel 20 years older at this time of the day
It was close for a dyslexic mathematician
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Old 29-01-2006, 11:01 PM
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It was close for a dyslexic mathematician
lol its my new age now,
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