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Old 06-02-2006, 08:07 AM
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GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so

What did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST : BASTARD!!!!!
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Old 06-02-2006, 08:50 AM
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Old 06-02-2006, 10:59 AM
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Another bastard!

the guy on the right is a highly trained member of the Bomb Squad carrying out an intricate and highly dangerous operation to defuse a large unexploded bomb. His skills and high quality expertise take every ounce of concentration and nerve that his many years of training have instillied in him to successfully carry out this operation.

The guy on the left? well, he's a complete bastard!
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Old 06-02-2006, 11:01 AM
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Old 06-02-2006, 11:14 AM
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