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Old 20-06-2018, 09:20 PM
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You have only one life so live it.

If I'd presented meself to a doctor 50 years ago with Bert they'd be unable to help. So every minute is a gift from the NHS.

Its my duty to live every moment as best I can.
Totally !!! Its my life, I OWN it, good or bad.
Spot on its my duty to go out and enjoy some more life and I bloody well do
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Old 21-06-2018, 05:09 AM
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Happy to hear of your good news Hos .

Even happier to report that come 5:45am tomorrow I'll be off over the water with me club on the bikes for a week. F'kin gerrin! Been looking forward to this for ages This day at work's a looooong one though.

Deeply jealous! Enjoy!
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Old 21-06-2018, 05:12 AM
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Still correcting draft details!!! Floor plans now! They've replaced the photos with ones that I'ver supplied and they are still as bad as before! I've come to the conclusion that it is their crappy software! I'm thinking of changing agents. That will please the missus! I don't think!
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Old 21-06-2018, 05:15 AM
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Having the bike nicked.

Feral little bastids.
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Old 21-06-2018, 09:52 AM
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Still correcting draft details!!! Floor plans now! They've replaced the photos with ones that I'ver supplied and they are still as bad as before! I've come to the conclusion that it is their crappy software! I'm thinking of changing agents. That will please the missus! I don't think!
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Totally !!! Its my life, I OWN it, good or bad.
Spot on its my duty to go out and enjoy some more life and I bloody well do
I feel it's my duty to live as long as possible to get back as much money as I can. Over the years I worked I gave a huge amount of money to various governments and they have the nerve to say my pension is a 'Benefit'. I think not, I only leant them the money for their wars and bribing Saudi's etc. and I want interest on the 50 years they had it........
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After discovering the cabin I was allocated on the ferry to Spain, was on the dedicated “poop deck” for passengers traveling with their pets (dogs etc) where the owners can have their pets in the cabin during the crossing & exercise their dogs on the outside deck, somewhere the dogs can take a dump. I didn’t fancy staggering back to the cabin from the bar and finding a gift outside my door, or being kept awake by barking dogs in the night, so I was straight on the phone Monday to Brittany Ferries to arrange a transfer to another cabin on a different deck. I tried to play the “I’m allergic to dogs” card but they wouldn’t have it, and it’s cost me another £30 to swop from a 2 berth to a 4 berth cabin on another deck
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Old 21-06-2018, 07:31 PM
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I feel it's my duty to live as long as possible to get back as much money as I can. Over the years I worked I gave a huge amount of money to various governments and they have the nerve to say my pension is a 'Benefit'. I think not, I only leant them the money for their wars and bribing Saudi's etc. and I want interest on the 50 years they had it........

Similar with me. I almost died twice on the day of the accident and they have tried to kill me twice in hospital since. Ya see I have to stay around to piss off the rich elitists scumbags in power.
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Old 21-06-2018, 07:35 PM
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Having the bike nicked.

Feral little bastids.
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Feral little bastids.

WTF? How and when?
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I feel it's my duty to live as long as possible to get back as much money as I can. Over the years I worked I gave a huge amount of money to various governments and they have the nerve to say my pension is a 'Benefit'. I think not, I only leant them the money for their wars and bribing Saudi's etc. and I want interest on the 50 years they had it........

EW&T Financial Services, (authorised and regulated by no bugger at all) At your services, How may we help you?
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After discovering the cabin I was allocated on the ferry to Spain, was on the dedicated “poop deck” for passengers traveling with their pets (dogs etc) where the owners can have their pets in the cabin during the crossing & exercise their dogs on the outside deck, somewhere the dogs can take a dump. I didn’t fancy staggering back to the cabin from the bar and finding a gift outside my door, or being kept awake by barking dogs in the night, so I was straight on the phone Monday to Brittany Ferries to arrange a transfer to another cabin on a different deck. I tried to play the “I’m allergic to dogs” card but they wouldn’t have it, and it’s cost me another £30 to swop from a 2 berth to a 4 berth cabin on another deck

No pleasing some buggers is there? Here at EW&T Cruises, we arrange the most prestigious accommodation, for our clients, arrange for "Cuddly and Friendly" company to be available throughout the trip, and they still moan...
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Old 22-06-2018, 07:15 AM
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Similar with me. I almost died twice on the day of the accident and they have tried to kill me twice in hospital since. Ya see I have to stay around to piss off the rich elitists scumbags in power.

Now, if you had been a member of the EW&T Private Patients Plan....We would've been a helluva lot richer....and you helluva lot deader!..


Just thank your lucky stars that you weren't attended to by Nurse Ewok....come to think of it you might've been! If that being the case ...You owe us!...cough up Sonny!...
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Old 22-06-2018, 12:43 PM
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Now, if you had been a member of the EW&T Private Patients Plan....We would've been a helluva lot richer....and you helluva lot deader!..


Just thank your lucky stars that you weren't attended to by Nurse Ewok....come to think of it you might've been! If that being the case ...You owe us!...cough up Sonny!...
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we arrange the most prestigious accommodation, for our clients, arrange for "Cuddly and Friendly" company to be available throughout the trip, and they still moan...
"Cuddly and Friendly" is that EW&T eeeese, for “two tonne Tessie with the saggy tits” or the woolly four legged kind borrowed for the local farmer? (Wellies not inc)
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"Cuddly and Friendly" is that EW&T eeeese, for “two tonne Tessie with the saggy tits” or the woolly four legged kind borrowed for the local farmer? (Wellies not inc)
How dare you, Wellies are available at a small extra charge.....
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How dare you, Wellies are available at a small extra charge.....
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Having Nurse Ewok in attendance is enough for anyone to lose the will to live...
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Wellies? Who do you think we are? Perverts?
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We, freely deliver to anywhere...at your expense....
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I suspect Nurse Ewok’s nursing skills are slightly better than your DIY skills
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Me and the Lovely Lois are off to the Beaford show in North Devon.
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No way! The b*****ds!
Ffs....
Weds night.

Helping a mate unload 4 bikes He'd just bought at his unit, my bike was literally round corner. Chased them but LWB Sprinter's don't fit down little alleyways.

It's been found. I have no idea about condition. It's with the insurance now, so that's my premiums fucked for 5 years. If it's half-decent, I'll buy it back and sort it.

Mate is now looking for a new place to store his bikes.
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Old 23-06-2018, 03:53 PM
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Weds night.

Helping a mate unload 4 bikes He'd just bought at his unit, my bike was literally round corner. Chased them but LWB Sprinter's don't fit down little alleyways.

It's been found. I have no idea about condition. It's with the insurance now, so that's my premiums fucked for 5 years. If it's half-decent, I'll buy it back and sort it.

Mate is now looking for a new place to store his bikes.
Ah shit mate, sorry to hear that
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I know a few people around the area, and we got a good look at them. Questions are being asked. 'Nuff said.
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Likewise, sorry to hear it.
With the police doing sweet FA about bike theft, it does make you think about sorting it out for yourself. But be very careful whatever you do.
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You can buy small stick on gps trackers for your bike and track it from a mobile phone app. Don't know if they are any good?
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Me and the Lovely Lois are off to the Beaford show in North Devon.
Are you appearing in it? Or just loitering ?
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Amazingly vivid image in my ead..... shudder.
I've done hospital wayyyy tooo many times. Done that one !
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