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Old 13-01-2006, 08:06 PM
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Default chav.............they are qual.

i am training a chav at work at the momment to work around the city ( lorry looks great with the boot spoiler, the tribal stickers and the 97inch low profiles), well this little fucker weighs in at 8 stone and the kegs we handle are 9 stone, so he is having a small problem with the weight ratio's.....
we were at hoxton bar and kitchen in shoreditch this morning, when he decided that rather than bump the kegs down the stairs ( i was in the cellar at the time ), he would speed the job up and stick 2 kegs on the barrel at the same time and go down the stairs with them....as i said, i was in the cellar, there was a fuckin almighty crash and the next thing a Keg lands in the cellar, the problem being it came through the floor, i nearly pissed myself ( with fright and laughter ), best look i have ever seen of a landlord ever.

it was fantastic when i went down regent street and he see the burberry store............i though he was going to thunp one out in the cab
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Old 13-01-2006, 08:09 PM
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i was in the cellar, there was a fuckin almighty crash and the next thing a Keg lands in the cellar, the problem being it came through the floor,

Reminds me of the time I was drayman for Greene King. This new guy was with me and my sidekick, on the back of the lorry bumping down the Kegs to me to sling down the cellar. Trouble was he was built like the Mighty Atom. He started huffing and puffing after just three and by the time the penaltimate one flew off the back he was well fuct. The last one he forgot to let go of.........down they both came, bump, boing....straight down the cellar!

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