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Old 05-07-2015, 05:42 AM
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There seems to be 34 "Guests" and 1 "Member" i.e - me, browsing the forum as I type. So how about you "Guests" signing up as members and joining in?

We won't bite, honest!

There might even be free beer tomorrow!
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Old 05-07-2015, 12:00 PM
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There seems to be 34 "Guests" and 1 "Member" i.e - me, browsing the forum as I type. So how about you "Guests" signing up as members and joining in?

We won't bite, honest!

There might even be free beer tomorrow!
'Free' beer being offered through Ewokandtuck credit Plc.
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It may well be that a lot of members just look on the forum to see what's going on without bothering to sign in. Then if they want to post it's just a case of signing in then.
That's what I often do and no way do I consider the idea is an original of mine.
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Old 06-07-2015, 06:23 AM
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Old 06-07-2015, 02:25 PM
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A sensible plan, Tucky.
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What the hell is someone doing with a sensible plan on this forum?
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It'd be lovely, but I can't afford it...

*runs*
Bye everyone, been nice knowing you.
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:41 AM
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It was Grav! I think he's on new meds....
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Old 07-07-2015, 03:44 AM
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It'd be lovely, but I can't afford it...

*runs*
Bye everyone, been nice knowing you.
Oi! Come back here and face your punishment like a...like a...like a real scaredy thing that you are!......

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Old 07-07-2015, 01:26 PM
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I nominate this for Joke of the year. That and "It will be sunny tomorrow"



Ewokandtuck credit Plc. more likely to end up having a pint of claret syphoned off yer jaw for non payment .....
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Old 07-07-2015, 08:16 PM
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Only one pint? They're slacking....
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Old 08-07-2015, 03:57 AM
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There's not a lot left in the current lot of reprobates residing on this forum! We need new blood.....
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Oh god not human sacrifice again
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Old 08-07-2015, 09:14 AM
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Ferfuxsake don't give Ewokandtuck any more bright ideas ....next it will be 72 virgins ....mind you I have no idea where you would find that many in one place.....
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Old 08-07-2015, 11:58 AM
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...next it will be 72 virgins ....mind you I have no idea where you would find that many in one place.....
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Old 08-07-2015, 12:01 PM
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Ferfuxsake don't give Ewokandtuck any more bright ideas ....next it will be 72 virgins ....mind you I have no idea where you would find that many in one place.....
In the Ewokandtuck Creche facility where we keep the children of non-payers (at their expense of course) until they grow up and can work of their parents debt.......
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Old 08-07-2015, 12:09 PM
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Ferfuxsake don't give Ewokandtuck any more bright ideas ....next it will be 72 virgins ....mind you I have no idea where you would find that many in one place.....
4 and 20 to be exact, and I believe Inverness would be good place to start......
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:39 PM
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:56 PM
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4 and 20 to be exact, and I believe Inverness would be good place to start......
Sorry Inverness is out only two things to do of an evening in Inverness they either f*ck or fight and to be honest some of those highland lassies can fight like f*ck .....
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Old 09-07-2015, 04:36 AM
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Sounds like heaven.....
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Ah! The highland mating ritual, a good fight followed by a good F*ck. Not a fisting and a F*ck as some would have it......
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