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Old 31-05-2004, 05:21 PM
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managed to get myself run over at lunchtime, it hurts a bit, but quite a laugh. My streetfighter dilemna is now over though as I've already got the plastic off. Never realised ford kas could piss themselves and all over the bloody road too, what a mess.
I feel like a real biker now (be even better when I get the bitch ratted/fightered).
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Old 31-05-2004, 05:27 PM
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Old 31-05-2004, 05:58 PM
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Was crossing traffic on leith walk in edinburgh, A twat in a campervan waved me across in front of him. Off I went passed him, across the bus lane towards the petrol bas****s (station) when I spies me a lovely black ford ka coming down said bus lane (illegally). OOOOOO f*** I exclaimed as I made contact with said rollerskate, I slid down the road still riding the bike (although it has to be said lying bewildered on it as it slid along may not technically constitute as riding). When it stopped I rolled off, jumped to me feet and looked at the oil the ka was pissing out all over the road.
When the driver of the car recovered from her initial **** I killed him mood (my symptoms of life mainly being my laughing) we swapped details and enjoyed the sunshine while we waited for the police to turn up. Luckily they have a station only 100 yards up the road so it only took half an hour to get there.
One thing bugs me though, not a single passing car stopped to help, just the guy in the garage and a couple of people walking.

Right, time for a shandy!
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Old 31-05-2004, 11:04 PM
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If they aint on two wheels they dont give a fuck.....unless theres a lot of blood etc........Fuck them!!
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Just been told that it's probably gonna be her fault (shouldn't have been in the bus lane).
All's well that ends well!
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Sounds like logic still works then !!
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glad to hear ya bounced up from that one.... can see them throwing the book at her for that one
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nah, she'll be fine, 'twas a company ka anyway. Funny thing is, she'd only just got it back after some old bloke didn't see her and drove up her arse!
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