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Old 04-06-2004, 09:50 PM
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Have tried yet again to register online with the governments Tax Credits scheme as they automatically assume that your kids all leave school at 16 and get a job so they don't have to pay you.
The system is either crashed or has "a problem" so it won't f*****g register.
What the F**K was wrong with the old tax method ???

F**K Blair and Brown you couple of champagne socialist C***S !!!!!!

I would say that this makes me feel better but it doesn't.

So I'm now looking for the number for 10 Downing street and am going to give them a load of abuse.

A bomb threat would be better but i dont fancy a couple of months inside.

Vote Labour, vote for twats !!!!
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Old 04-06-2004, 09:56 PM
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yup the whole system is crap, they base everything on your last years earnings, so doesnt take into account the fact that my household income has halved recently and therefore I wont get anyhting when the baby arrives, till next year

maybe I should have a sex change become lesbian, change my religion and then they will be queing up to give my money and other wonderful benefits
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Old 04-06-2004, 10:07 PM
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Thank you, its nice to know i'm not the only voice in the wilderness.


Vote Liberal

Vote Tory

Vote Independance Party

Vote Green


anybody but this bunch of rich complacent tossers !

I didn't mention BNP cos I hate them even more, but thats a purely personal point of view, if they ring your bell then go ahead.
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Old 04-06-2004, 10:16 PM
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This seems to be a growing problem , left wing gouvernments that are to the right of centre !! (think about it !!).
We had the same problem over here , so everybody voted to the right , now it's worse than ever (go figure !!).
At the end of the day it's the same sh** in a different wrapper !!!
They're only in it for the money !!
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Old 04-06-2004, 10:51 PM
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maybe I should have a sex change become lesbian, change my religion and then they will be queing up to give my money and other wonderful benefits
either that or get on a tv reality show and make oodles that way
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Old 04-06-2004, 10:55 PM
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give chickens the vote!!!








mmmm maybe i shouldn't have mentioned dancing with men after posting pictures of pink z650's ?
*goes of stage left trying to look butch *
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mmmm maybe i shouldn't have mentioned dancing with men after posting pictures of pink z650's ?
*goes of stage left trying to look butch *
Too bloody late chum! i think you've just "outed" yerself! Lol!
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:26 AM
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That aside! I think I'm going to Vote UK Independant Party! Can't be anyworse or better that the current bunch of tossers! Hang on! They have Kilroy-Silk on their side don't they? Oh God Help us all!

Just Bloody glad I don't have to Vote by Post! What a f**k up that's going to be! I hope the Post Office lose all those then!

Shouldn't have had rugrats Jim! that's all I can say!
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mmmm maybe i shouldn't have mentioned dancing with men after posting pictures of pink z650's ?
*goes of stage left trying to look butch *

I think you know that on any other forum in the country you could have got away with that statement ................................... pity you posted it on this one
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Oh dear Jim you mentioned the 'B' word ,Blair and downing street all in the same para wotsit so you can expect a visit from the powers that be (an I dont mean Pat)
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Couldn't agree with you more Jim (where did you learn such rude words - toilet brush and bleach on it's way to you!!!!! )
We detest this government but it's not just them, every task now is such an ordeal!! Dealing with insurance companies, banks, bills - all seem to be staffed by rude inbred t*ats who forget that WE are the customers. Call centres, marketing people ringing you at home and pouncing on street corners - GOD I hate them ALL!!!!!
I'm voting UKIP as usual. Shame about Kilroy-Silk but you can't have everything.
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That aside! I think I'm going to Vote UK Independant Party! Can't be anyworse or better that the current bunch of tossers! Hang on! They have Kilroy-Silk on their side don't they? Oh God Help us all!

Just Bloody glad I don't have to Vote by Post! What a f**k up that's going to be! I hope the Post Office lose all those then!

Shouldn't have had rugrats Jim! that's all I can say!
We are in the testing area for that it should be fun. Its a crap idea cos if somone in the household doesent want to vote one of the others can vote twice! that sounds fair Not
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Old 06-06-2004, 09:26 AM
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In the papers this morning Nigel Farage, one of the MMEP's for UKIP and a leading member was apparently found drunk with his head in a lady of ill reputes bosom - sounds like my kind of man - Hurrah - vote UKIP everyone!!!!!
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