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Old 03-01-2005, 08:55 PM
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Old 03-01-2005, 08:56 PM
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which were given to him by Fran, coz she's got an arse like a windsock
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:04 PM
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Joe looks over his shoulder all the time cos he's feart of Fran!
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Old 03-01-2005, 09:47 PM
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Dougie's idea of a good night in is to lie in front of the TV watching the sound of music while braiding his pubic hair & eating his own (lightly salted) toenail clippings...
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Old 03-01-2005, 11:17 PM
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Fran was the body double for linda lovelace in "Biggles cums again"
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well at least Biggles could "Cum again"... and that is more than Fayji can!!
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:11 AM
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Tuck hangs his dirtiest knickers on the clothesline hoping Bassman will steal them...
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Old 04-01-2005, 08:33 AM
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Old 04-01-2005, 09:07 AM
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Freak likes wearing frans stolen passion killers..
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Old 04-01-2005, 03:19 PM
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:23 PM
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Dougie's dearest wish is to get a job as a bingo caller...
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Frans dearest wish is to leave her job as bingo caller.
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:25 PM
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fran wants to be a bingo caller just so that she can say dinner for two, sixty nine!
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Krammer's deepest secret is that he had to change his name to avoid media coverage over that business with the stoat.
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:30 PM
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huw beer monsters adage, why mess with stoats when you can have a goat
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Old 04-01-2005, 04:51 PM
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Taxi dave gets bizare dwarves magazine.
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JonnyFP is the editer of bizare dwarves magazine.
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Freak likes it up the bum so much that he's developed taste buds up there.
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:39 PM
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taxi dave's still got the pearl necklace bill clinton gave him
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:56 PM
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Krammer still hasn't been able to remove & smoke the cigar that Bill Clinton shoved up his ring...
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Old 04-01-2005, 07:59 PM
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fran says she loves it up her panatella
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