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Old 07-09-2007, 02:56 PM
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3 mice in a pub havin a beer
discussing who is the hardest mouse

1st mouse says im the hardest . i go to the mouse trap rip the cheese out and bench press the barr 30 times then throw it accross the room

second one say ya feckin poof . i get rat poison crush it into powder an snort it

3rd mouse he finnishes his beer , gets up and walks to the door
were ya going say,s the other two ......... im a SCOTTISH MOOSE .....im going hame ti shag the feckin cat
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