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Old 07-09-2007, 08:38 AM
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maybe some help next time...it is best to rely on yourself...

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although I always stop to help...
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Old 07-09-2007, 08:56 AM
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I'm only 42 you cheeky old scrote.
42 is the age that your eyesight starts to go...reading glasses this year or next year Taff...then it's downhill to the grave, with bits falling off all the way... John
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Old 07-09-2007, 09:07 AM
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same old story as been posted b4. there i was going round the armley giratory (Massive r'bout in Leeds) When me throttle cable snapped so i aimed up onto the grass verg but lost me momentum as the rear wheel mounted the kirb n dropped the bike on its side (Crash bars so it was ok) now as its a big fek off tarts handbag (Roadking with all the gubbins on it) i couldnt pik it up. (I know taff, im a little pussy !) Anyway 3 plastic missiles, 2 couriers and 2 hogs of which one was a chop passed me as i was grunting away trying to lift it up. NOT ONE feking stopped to give me a hand even though they could see i needed it. Then sum posh bloke about 60'ish stopped in his porche 4x4 n asked me if i needed help, took his suit jacket off and helped out. Needless to say i thanked him and his unexpected help. Stripped n fixed me throttle n went on my way. But it feking gets me about people who will sit on there fekin ass n call themselves a BIKER when they avn't got a fekin clue! I ALways ask if someone needs help if i see them, even when they dont, but i offer. So if your one ov them that rides on by and not just me but any others...Fuk you ass wipe and don't ever call ya self a fukin biker but a bike rider instead. rant over!
But how did you manage to flip a trctor
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Old 07-09-2007, 09:30 AM
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It would haunt me for years if I rode past someone in that situation
If I went past anyone who's bike was wrong side up, it is only coz I've gone to turn around. I'd even stop for a full dress goldwing probably
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same old story as been posted b4. there i was going round the armley giratory (Massive r'bout in Leeds) When me throttle cable snapped so i aimed up onto the grass verg but lost me momentum as the rear wheel mounted the kirb n dropped the bike on its side (Crash bars so it was ok) now as its a big fek off tarts handbag (Roadking with all the gubbins on it) i couldnt pik it up. (I know taff, im a little pussy !) Anyway 3 plastic missiles, 2 couriers and 2 hogs of which one was a chop passed me as i was grunting away trying to lift it up. NOT ONE feking stopped to give me a hand even though they could see i needed it. Then sum posh bloke about 60'ish stopped in his porche 4x4 n asked me if i needed help, took his suit jacket off and helped out. Needless to say i thanked him and his unexpected help. Stripped n fixed me throttle n went on my way. But it feking gets me about people who will sit on there fekin ass n call themselves a BIKER when they avn't got a fekin clue! I ALways ask if someone needs help if i see them, even when they dont, but i offer. So if your one ov them that rides on by and not just me but any others...Fuk you ass wipe and don't ever call ya self a fukin biker but a bike rider instead. rant over!
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Old 07-09-2007, 09:52 AM
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42 is the age that your eyesight starts to go...reading glasses this year or next year Taff...then it's downhill to the grave, with bits falling off all the way... John
Ticked that box alread, apparently more due to me crushed cranium than me age.
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42 is the age that your eyesight starts to go...reading glasses this year or next year Taff...then it's downhill to the grave, with bits falling off all the way... John
At 65 most of my bloody bits have fallen off allready
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At 65 most of my bloody bits have fallen off allready
I know the feckin feelin!
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Old 07-09-2007, 12:58 PM
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But how did you manage to flip a trctor
Dunno about a tractor..but cow tipping is common in America..and the British are famous for fly tipping... John
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some cracking tales here

chopper he sounds like he was one hell of a bloke.


phil that was true evil. i salute you.
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