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Old 06-09-2007, 05:30 PM
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I met an older woman at in a last night.
She was OK for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she
asked if I'd ever had the " Sportsman's Double", which she
explained was a mother and daughter three-some.
My ears perked up, and I said, "no".

We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky
night.
She took me back to her place. She put the hall light on and
shouted upstairs:



"Mum, are you still awake?"
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Old 06-09-2007, 05:34 PM
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Old 06-09-2007, 05:59 PM
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Old 06-09-2007, 07:26 PM
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Old 06-09-2007, 07:28 PM
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.................i think im gonna puke!
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Don't get any better do they?
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