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Old 15-07-2018, 05:17 PM
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Had this Bitninja thing appear on my computor yesterday! I've asked the Beer Monsters to have a look into it for us.
It's something to do with the server or IP and it spots multiple log ins and password failures and decides you are a Bot. If you do the Captcha thingy it should white list you and not block you from there on..... Hopefully.
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Old 16-07-2018, 05:21 AM
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It seems to have buggered off again, as I'm all back to normal...???? ish!
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Old 16-07-2018, 05:24 AM
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Went to view a nice bungalow yesterday, needs a bit of work (according to the missus! looked ok to me apart from splashing the usual paint around). In the garden they had two ponds....you ought to have seen the size of the submarines he had in there! There were some ghost carp in there that I'd have died for to catch in a lake!
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Old 17-07-2018, 12:41 PM
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Time to dig up the bikkie fund tin, Faro here I come
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Old 17-07-2018, 05:32 PM
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Time to dig up the bikkie fund tin, Faro here I come
No chance Tuckies missus has spent it all on paint and wallpaper....
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Old 18-07-2018, 06:19 AM
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Old 18-07-2018, 06:24 AM
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We seemed to have adopted a black duck with a white bib on our pond! Where it came from I dunno! I've had to round it off from the road twice otherwise it would've got splutched! The bloody thing doesn't seem to want to fly! So how it got here fuck knows! There is a farm up the road that has a bloody gret big pond. It may have come from there but must've walked/waddled down the road!!!!! Even the cat has tried to stalk it but without success. I think the cat is a bit frightened as the duck is the same size as it. I'll pop into the farm later and see if it belongs to them. God knows how we're going to get it back to them if it is!
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Old 18-07-2018, 05:35 PM
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We seemed to have adopted a black duck with a white bib on our pond! Where it came from I dunno! I've had to round it off from the road twice otherwise it would've got splutched! The bloody thing doesn't seem to want to fly! So how it got here fuck knows! There is a farm up the road that has a bloody gret big pond. It may have come from there but must've walked/waddled down the road!!!!! Even the cat has tried to stalk it but without success. I think the cat is a bit frightened as the duck is the same size as it. I'll pop into the farm later and see if it belongs to them. God knows how we're going to get it back to them if it is!
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Bloody thing nearly got splutched four time yesterday wandering out into the road. We knew when it was doing a runner coz we could hear the cars beeping their horns! Mind you it slowed the fuckers down....
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Old 19-07-2018, 08:58 AM
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You can get tins of peas there you know....
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Well, the Duck's fucked off somewhere, or the cat got it, or it got run over somewhere. Whatever, it int in the pond no more. So I don't have to worry about catching it and phonng the RSPCA to come and get it or it goes in the pot!....
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Ah, sharrup you! Anyway who needs to go to Faro while we are basking in 30 degree heat here in Lincolngrad?
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