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Old 19-03-2007, 05:22 PM
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Things not to say when you chat up a stranger.
Hallo, I bet you've got a nice scream.

You know, my dream is to one day open a place like this. Or maybe work at a place like this. Or just work.

Want to see how blind people recognise each other?

I bet you look a lot like your mother. Actually I know you do.

Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can see through my ears.

What kind of soap do you use? 'Cause you smell really clean.

I can't figure out women, one minute they're ignoring you at a bar, the next they're calling 999.

I'll tell you what, let's get out of here and go to this place I know. We'ill need to pick up a matress on the way.


Do hope all that's helpful.
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Old 19-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Sometimes when I close my eyes at night, I can see through my ears.
funny you should say that - I can
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Old 19-03-2007, 05:50 PM
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lol, that reminds me of one of my clients who was on my course .........after giving them all the info, help and guidance they needed to write a CV , learn interview technique etc we had a 'trial run' for an interview................


one of the guys , who had a fab sense of humour and was on meds for psychosis had a mock interview question and reply that went like this........


me asking the question: 'So .(name) can you tell me a little bit about yourself '

him replying: ' certainly would you like to know more about my hobbies?'

( I teach them this coz it takes it from an 'open ended question' with which could turn into a rambling session into a ' closed ended question where the interviewee is taking control of his answer)

me : 'yes that would be good '

him : ' well one of my particular passions is collecting body parts and pickling them in big glass jars so I can look at them at my leisure !'


needless to say I suggested that this WAS NOT a good response to that particular interview question!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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