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Old 07-08-2007, 04:10 PM
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Default i ran out of fuel and biker refused to stop

in fact the guy shook his head at me while I screamed at him and waved my lid...fucka.... long story , tired i'll post the full update later.
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Old 07-08-2007, 04:30 PM
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Don't run outa fuel then......
Mebbe seen you on MOTORSICKLE and was feart for his sanity!
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:46 PM
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Full story: Left contract job at lunch in York and steamed it over to Leeds.. got horrendously lost in Leeds cos the whole City is a fucking one way! 10 Minutes late for an interview with the witches from, Eastwick.. they dismissed my CV on the basis that I cannot achieve what I say I can in the periods that I say I can... what that translates to is that THEY cannot do what I do and they were intimidated. I steamed it out of Leeds in a bid to surprise the family by coming home and had the bike on reserve!

finally stopped just of the M62 on a road leading to dewsbury, after a 20 minute walk I was directed to a Tesco garage and tried to flag a lift. the first biker shook his head and shrugged at me at the second stopped and just stared at me while I ranted about human nature, in the end I said " do you speak english?" "Yes I do, but what did you expect from people"! was his reply. He dropped at the bottom of tesco hill. I wealked up it, they had no petrol cans, I walked to a motorspares place that let me have one for 3 I walked back up the hill got fuel and got a lift from a tattooist in a Jag he had bought for 500 that he is selling tomorrow for 1500 for a Fireblade he wants to by cos he hated his classic Bonnie.

Guys name is Steve and runs the local tattoo shop in Clip heath or something. I will be going back to him, one good turn etc.

....sh1t day...very sh1t day! Glad to home tho
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:04 PM
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Shall I give you my phone number for next time you run out of fuel in leeds - i work in the city centre, live not TOO far from where you ran out of fuel i think. Leeds is full of w*nkers!
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:39 PM
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ahhh I see, so this is how you 'snag the lads is it' a little bit of petrol and a large dose of Rohypnol!
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Old 07-08-2007, 06:39 PM
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Handy if it's some kinda fuel black hole where Slob's gonna run outta petrol whenever he get's near it.
I, however, suspect this was a one off incident, where he could of done with your number this time.
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Handy if it's some kinda fuel black hole where Slob's gonna run outta petrol whenever he get's near it.
I, however, suspect this was a one off incident, where he could of done with your number this time.
As he said - come near leeds... get lost. The centre of leeds is a nightmare to get round.

Anyway - hardly as if i'm cracking on to him, happy with the bloke i've got ta!
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Anyway - hardly as if i'm cracking on to him, happy with the bloke i've got ta!
You said that about the last dozen...
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they dismissed my CV on the basis that I cannot achieve what I say I can in the periods that I say I can...
what was the question? how long can you maintain an erection?.
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Old 07-08-2007, 07:52 PM
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Handy if it's some kinda fuel black hole where Slob's gonna run outta petrol whenever he get's near it.
I, however, suspect this was a one off incident, where he could of done with your number this time.

Damn straight mate, I am mucho pissed off about the whole affair.

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they dismissed my CV on the basis that I cannot achieve what I say I can in the periods that I say I can...
Thats women for you, can multitask, but when it come to doing something quickly they don't understand the consept... The wife is mistified that she can pop out for an hour or so and I've redecorated the bathroom by the time she's bought a loaf of bread...

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When mi rat broke down on Saturday I got passed by one Hog, three Power Rangers and a Pan European in the time it took me to push the bike 1 mile down the road...
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what was the question? how long can you maintain an erection?.

I've got a cure for it if he cant.
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Old 07-08-2007, 09:02 PM
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When mi rat broke down on Saturday I got passed by one Hog, three Power Rangers and a Pan European in the time it took me to push the bike 1 mile down the road...

pricks! there is no need for that at all
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I would have stopped for you, Slob.....



And then spent the rest of my days taking the piss out of you for it.
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I was quite lucky last week then. Picked m'new Dragstar up, was riding it back when the fecker ran out of fuel - and the bloke at the dealers had just told me they'd put a fiver in it. Switched to reserve and tried to start it - no luck, and the battery eventually died. Luckily I'm with Carole Nash breakdown, but unluckily they'd not sent me a card with the number on and the Carole Nash office was closed.

A couple of lads rode past on the other side of the dual carriageway, saw me looking dejected, and got off at the next exit and turned around. One of them was with Carole Nash and had the breakdown number with him.

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Slob, just a thought.....makes a change that you ran out of fuel, its normally oil....lol
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Slob, just a thought.....makes a change that you ran out of fuel, its normally oil....lol

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Probably seen what you got up to at the Siobanathon, and thought...

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Slob, just a thought.....makes a change that you ran out of fuel, its normally oil....lol
i should take this comment back as a certain plank ran out of fuel by sainsburys earlier.......lots of people commenting on what a nice PUSHBIKE i had.....bastids
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i should take this comment back as a certain plank ran out of fuel by sainsburys earlier.......lots of people commenting on what a nice PUSHBIKE i had.....bastids
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Shall I give you my phone number for next time you run out of fuel in leeds - i work in the city centre, live not TOO far from where you ran out of fuel i think. Leeds is full of w*nkers!

Not All of us Kylie..................Slob like Grav I'd have stopped for ya..and yes I'd have taken the piss outta ya as well..........
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Didn't say everyone, just a vast majority. And the city centre is populated by pink shirt wearing arrogant idiots! Give me an oily biker any day!
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Old 14-08-2007, 10:11 AM
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Didn't say everyone, just a vast majority. And the city centre is populated by pink shirt wearing arrogant idiots! Give me an oily biker any day!

was working down there yesterday and watched them all walking past with their designer coffee cups and posh nosh.....not one of them looked happy, poor buggers.....all the money and none of the life eh.........
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was working down there yesterday and watched them all walking past with their designer coffee cups and posh nosh.....not one of them looked happy, poor buggers.....all the money and none of the life eh.........
I work in the city centre right next to Millennium Square. It's a hole! Although it is quite nice being able to go sit out in the little garden bit on a sunny day. I can't understand why people choose to go and pay over 3 a pint just because they think it makes them look good sitting in an expensive bar!
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still finding me way round leeds, havent a bleedin clue where millenium square is, i know where the market is and the dvla place cos i had to reregister me bikes when i moved over here and thats about it so far........gotta say the people here are friendlier than in the IOM tho........
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still finding me way round leeds, havent a bleedin clue where millenium square is, i know where the market is and the dvla place cos i had to reregister me bikes when i moved over here and thats about it so far........gotta say the people here are friendlier than in the IOM tho........
Its up near the LGI hospital and the Merrion Centre - top end of town, miles from the markets. If you're down the markets end of town there's a pub called the duck and drake that does real ales and is a proper spit and sawdust place. Of course I've never got drunk on Black Sheep Special in there... honest guv!

If you need to find anything give me a shout, I've been here about 7 years now and i can even find my way round the sh1tty 1 way system!

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