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Old 17-11-2016, 03:37 PM
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Want one - new BMW concept bike



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Old 18-11-2016, 06:07 AM
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No! But I'll have the 7 of 9 look alike!
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Old 18-11-2016, 10:16 AM
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It's bad enough that they are making smarter cars and dumbing down drivers, without foisting that shit on us.

She is tasty though.
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Old 18-11-2016, 12:38 PM
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It's bad enough that they are making smarter cars and dumbing down drivers, without foisting that shit on us.

She is tasty though.
How do you wear those glasses under a full face helmet? If you have an accident is it your fault or BMW's? Can I buy the rider and dump the bike in the canal?

I think all these questions should be addressed, especially the last one as soon as possible......
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Old 19-11-2016, 06:11 AM
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On your BMW Concept Bike me old son, She's MINE!
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Old 19-11-2016, 01:25 PM
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On your BMW Concept Bike me old son, She's MINE!
But can I still dump the bike in a canal.......?
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Old 19-11-2016, 03:42 PM
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Sod the bike, I would dip her in custard and do... things.... with her.
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Old 19-11-2016, 10:11 PM
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They say it stays upright because of big tyres, even when stationary. How? Has it got a gyroscope?
Because it is a BMW it is probably incapable of crashing or even being crashed into. If it sees a Volvo on a side road it stops until the Volvo is far away enough away not to be a threat. If the weather is iffy it turns into the nearest juice bar or macrobiotic restaurant so you don't get your hair wet.
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Old 20-11-2016, 07:43 AM
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They say it stays upright because of big tyres, even when stationary. How? Has it got a gyroscope?
Because it is a BMW it is probably incapable of crashing or even being crashed into. If it sees a Volvo on a side road it stops until the Volvo is far away enough away not to be a threat. If the weather is iffy it turns into the nearest juice bar or macrobiotic restaurant so you don't get your hair wet.
Stuff the sodding bike....just hand the girl over to me... I'll make more than her hair wet....if me dodgy ticker lasts, that is....
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Old 20-11-2016, 07:44 AM
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But can I still dump the bike in a canal.......?
Do what you like with it, just leave the girl to me....
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Old 21-11-2016, 06:23 AM
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I never said I wanted the bike !
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