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Old 04-12-2015, 02:07 PM
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Masters, please to forgive this humble apprentice, humble apprentice not know much about this drivelling. please to enlighten this unworthy person ?
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Masters, please to forgive this humble apprentice, humble apprentice not know much about this drivelling. please to enlighten this unworthy person ?
First you must post, then post again! Then once you have posted you must keep on posting! If you follow the thread?
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Old 15-01-2016, 08:56 AM
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A couple turned up yesterday

How the fuck is chopper? Anyone know
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I think I've get rid of most of them as they try to sneak in under the net!

No idea about Chopper, He did have a big scare and ended up have some stents put in. He did post this here I think. So he's probably actually taking advise for a change and resting!
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Old 16-01-2016, 09:41 AM
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I think I've get rid of most of them as they try to sneak in under the net!

No idea about Chopper, He did have a big scare and ended up have some stents put in. He did post this here I think. So he's probably actually taking advise for a change and resting!

I remember he had a heart attack (possibly brought on by looking at a purple and orange bike) I'm only up the road from cardiff but don't think I have seen that bike around possibly I have but the colour would have made me run away and hide

Seriously it's a bloody nice bike under the paint but in my eyes its begging to be blacked out

Oh well chop if you reed this take it in the way it was meant and get well soon
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Old 16-01-2016, 12:53 PM
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We haven't seen Chopper around lately, but truth to tell we aint been out much recently.
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Old 16-01-2016, 02:19 PM
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I miss Chopper. It seems nobody else can tell me to fuck off as skilfully as him.......
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Old 17-01-2016, 06:45 AM
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Well you can Fuck off then, and when you get there you can fuck right off again!

There feeling better now, knowing you're wanted?
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Old 17-01-2016, 01:36 PM
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Well you can Fuck off then, and when you get there you can fuck right off again!

There feeling better now, knowing you're wanted?
Fuck off.......

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Old 18-01-2016, 07:07 AM
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He's out of time as usual. And anyway we flogged them off years ago...!
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Old 18-01-2016, 04:29 PM
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Of course that means that we use anybody up to the third generation*.....

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Old 19-01-2016, 07:39 AM
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But we've flogged everyone off on here up to the next Millenium!
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Old 19-01-2016, 01:35 PM
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Now you know why the site is so quiet, they are all using the patented Ewokandtuck treadmill to produce Electricity for the EU (at competitive rates of course). We need to set a new trap with a funky new Biker site......
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Old 19-01-2016, 04:09 PM
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Well here you can have a Glaswegian fuck off ...just for variety ye know....

gettaefuck! not to be confused with gettae!fuck or gettae!fuck! .....spend some time with some Glaswegians you will fully understand how it can be used in so many different ways.
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Or the more eloquent and of far greater value...

Gettaefuckyabass.
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Old 17-03-2016, 06:59 AM
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OI! Grav, I am still alive (Just). I had a big heart attack on November 9th. Had to have 6 stents fitted. Really fucked me up. Hopefully on the mend now, but still nowhere near as strong as I was. Get very tired very quickly. Lots of Angina attacks which do tend to sting a bit. One giant head fuck to be honest.

So now that I have managed to find my way back here, FUCK OFF and when you have done that mate, you can fuck off some more, take that disgusting yellow lumpy shite with you and feed it to the non reflective hordes infesting this sceptred isle.

Tired now, need sleep. No charge for this FUCK OFF!

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Old 18-03-2016, 03:54 PM
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good to see your starting to feel a bit more yourself chopper
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Old 18-03-2016, 11:04 PM
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I have decided to sell the Harley and build something else. 6750 ONO. Might take something in part exchange. Pm me if you are interested.

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