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Old 04-12-2010, 04:20 PM
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http://www.zenmotorcycleclub.co.uk/

Take a look. If you like what you see, get in touch !!!
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Old 04-12-2010, 10:11 PM
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Oh look, another skull in a bike club badge,,,,
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Old 05-12-2010, 05:13 PM
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Oh look, another skull in a bike club badge,,,,

Read the club's page and you'll see why. It's a bit of a pee take,lol lol
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yeah, looks like it takes the piss out of real clubs.
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:01 PM
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Depends on how you define "REAL" clubs, to be honest. As myself and the VP have been in so called "REAL"n clubs, and sick to death of their politics over riding and lifestyle, we've made our own choice of club and how to go about it. If it doesn't suit you, you don't have to have anything to do with it. But we're not looking for antagonism with other clubs and maintain a good relationship with most, still.
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All I ever see is new clubs saying no politics. But as soon as you put on a patch saying you are a motorcycle club, you became political. It's the way it's always been and always will be.
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Old 05-12-2010, 06:06 PM
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All I ever see is new clubs saying no politics. But as soon as you put on a patch saying you are a motorcycle club, you became political. It's the way it's always been and always will be.
To a degree, of course there's always politics. Anyone saying there is NEVER politics is a fool and misguided. However, we're about family and fun and the riding and rallying. Not who's friends with who this week or next.
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Is it a 'patch' or a 'badge'?
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Old 06-12-2010, 09:18 AM
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This has got to be a piss take, unless you're delusional. You wont go head to head or toe to toe, but you will go back to back. What about cheek to cheek?
No clubhouse, and no need to own a bike. You do however, allow both motorcyclists and bikers.
Quick, where do I send my cheque?
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LOL an application form to submit with your cheque LOL

thats the funniest load of ol shit I read in some time
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From a posting the Zen Club forum...

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"Ok, so here I am sat in our deep underground kingdom doing all the work those stupid humans are meant to do. You know the ones I mean. That Blue who calls himself President and his homosapien cohorts. They think itís their club but we ALL know who REALLY runs it?

So, we have had that new invention installed this week. Apparently, itís been around for a bit but itís taken a while to work itís way to Zen Kingdom.Now all I have to do is flick a switch and thereís light. Have you got this yet? Itís called E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C-I-T-Y.

So, in view of this, I no longer knew those bumbling caped idiots that keep parking their black,wing tipped CAR in our motorcycle kingdom.Whatís more, the bats are very concerned as to their intentions.They believe they may be bat and bird fetishists.I mean,I know weíre an open, non-discriminatory club, but itís a bit much trying to get work done on the PC while those two super hero clad boys are at it in the rear of the main cave (and they call it THEIR bat cave, the bloody nerve)."
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What the fuck does all that mean? Is this guy a superhero too?
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Old 06-12-2010, 06:35 PM
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oh, the fun !!! This club has been running, successfully, for four years with no hassles or problems yet. However, just because we're looking to see if anyone is interested in joining and expanding our membership base, you all seem to want to kick it. Um? Well, the answers always the same, don't like what you see then don't bother with it. We do meet up and we have fun. Know that word "fun" ?? Missing from most clubs these days.

Our members are from all over england and wales.Nobody has to wear a badge if they don't want to. It's about the rides outs and the partying and meeting up with people of the same interests on the route. It works for us, and has for a good while,and we're all happy chappies and chappesses. Who cares what anyone, who doesn't get what we're about, thinks ??
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Old 06-12-2010, 06:47 PM
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Oh, and we don't want your cheque unless we approve your membership. !!!!

Triumphbill, know a piss take when you see one ?? Hahahaha. C'mon, get a grip, ffs
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what if Im accepted but my cheque bounces, will I have to return any fun that I might have already enjoyed?
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:26 AM
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what if Im accepted but my cheque bounces, will I have to return any fun that I might have already enjoyed?
Oh,definitely. No cheque, no fun !!!!!! lol
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"Ok, so here I am sat in our deep underground kingdom doing all the work those stupid humans are meant to do. You know the ones I mean. That Blue who calls himself President and his homosapien cohorts. They think itís their club but we ALL know who REALLY runs it?

So, we have had that new invention installed this week. Apparently, itís been around for a bit but itís taken a while to work itís way to Zen Kingdom.Now all I have to do is flick a switch and thereís light. Have you got this yet? Itís called E-L-E-C-T-R-I-C-I-T-Y.

So, in view of this, I no longer knew those bumbling caped idiots that keep parking their black,wing tipped CAR in our motorcycle kingdom.Whatís more, the bats are very concerned as to their intentions.They believe they may be bat and bird fetishists.I mean,I know weíre an open, non-discriminatory club, but itís a bit much trying to get work done on the PC while those two super hero clad boys are at it in the rear of the main cave (and they call it THEIR bat cave, the bloody nerve)."
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What the fuck does all that mean? Is this guy a superhero too?
yeah im confused bill...wtf are you on...and if i find out that them full patchers have been giving you them strange lil pils again im gonna be fuckin mad becouse no one has given me any and i really need to get on the same planet as you.......catch you tonite lil bro.
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Old 08-12-2010, 02:19 PM
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yeah im confused bill...wtf are you on...and if i find out that them full patchers have been giving you them strange lil pils again im gonna be fuckin mad becouse no one has given me any and i really need to get on the same planet as you.......catch you tonite lil bro.
I've got a VERY understanding GP, gives me lots of sweeties, hahahaha
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Old 08-12-2010, 02:46 PM
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http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...59229397425162

Oooh, we even on fuckbook,lol lol
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All the piss taking aside, This Social bikers club (mainly with disabled members but not wholly) has just had it's NINTH birthday (August 6th). Zen Motorcycle Club (Association) is just a friendly little outfit, some of us having been in patch clubs etc in the past, some never been in a club ever.
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