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Old 14-09-2014, 01:09 AM
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Friar tuck....when you say, moving close to me, do you mean Wales or Aberystwyth....It's just that if you mean Wales, that is only classed as a low level threat. If on the other hand you mean Aberystwyth or Borth.....well that would be a somewhat higher degree of errrmm threat.
Lampeter, or llandysul, maybe... Could well be Lessingham, now, which is just up the road to us!
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Old 14-09-2014, 09:26 AM
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I fucking hate facefuck.

My youngest daughter informed one day that I "Simply must have a facebook account", EVERYBODY has a Facebook account, I'll set it up for you"

....errrrr thanks baby.

My email was swamped with masses, hundreds of emails every day. I could have bought several million tons of Viagra and bulk prices! EVERY insurance robbing cunt could cover me for every conceivable accident, injury, job loss, breakdown, personal item theft or damage. Pension companies could even protect me from the likes of that robbing asswipe fuckpig Gordon Brown.

Money would have been no object, thanks to hundreds of new Nigerian "Friends! Hair loss would have been something I would never have to worry about again. Curtains, carpets, hideous furniture, double glazing, stair lifts, central heating and solar panels could all be installed on interest free credit with nothing to pay for the first year.

Dozens of sad fuck wannabe assholes wanted to be my "Friend". They all seemed to fail to understand that I wanted NOTHING to do with them unless they had big tits and were into extreme BDSM. Hundreds of people that I did not know and had no wish to know, wanted me to join them playing some stupid fucking game.

I really had no wish whatsoever to learn that some dickdrip had just fed his pregnant cat. Nor was at all interested in another fuckwit bus chaser's concerns over the demise of a lesser spotted leper in outer Mongolia and his wife's ingrown toenails.

So having been absofuckinglutely delighted by my introduction to Facefuck. I decided to do the only rational thing. DELETE MY ACCOUNT! I then had god knows how many emails from facefuck themselves asking me if I was really sure I wanted to close my account. Sending them a message saying "STICK YOUR FACEFUCK ACCOUNT UP YOUR ARSE AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES" Apparently failed to convince them that I was sincere in my desire to have nothing to do with them.

Facebook is one of those things that should NEVER have been created, bit like fluffy dice and nodding dogs. However, it does allow for bus chasers and window lickers to stay indoors when it is raining. It helps those inadequates that feel the need to be contestants on Jeremy "Sanctimonious cunt" Kyle communicate with other bottom feeding germs.

Have the millions of facefuck users forgotten how to use a pen and paper? Do these "People" ever actually venture outdoors and meet real live flesh and blood humans?

Not really a fan of facefuck.

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Old 14-09-2014, 06:57 PM
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That's what happens if you let a youngster set it up cos they WANT millions of emails etc etc, makes 'em feel good! I don't get ANY cos I turned them off!
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Old 14-09-2014, 08:42 PM
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well said Chopper couldn't have put it better myself
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Old 14-09-2014, 11:00 PM
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That's what happens if you let a youngster set it up cos they WANT millions of emails etc etc, makes 'em feel good! I don't get ANY cos I turned them off!
Yeah? The little madam also wanted me to give her a lift one night to a friends place. I couldn't because I was so busy trying to sort out the mess on my computer. She very quickly changed all the settings for me, but I still got hundreds of messages from muppets that I didn't want to know asking to be my "Friend" and inviting me to play some stupid game or support some obscure charity.

If these idiots really wanted to be friends with me, why didn't they get off their arses and come and meet me in real time, face to face like grown ups do?

Is it a requirement of facefuck membership that you have to spend more than half your waking life, glued to a PC, exchanging inane drivel with "People" and pretend friends you have never met and are never likely to?

It's all bollocks.

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Old 15-09-2014, 07:04 PM
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Fair enough, it's bollocks if you don't like it/can't be arsed to sort it the way you want it - cos you DON'T want it!
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Old 01-11-2014, 11:35 AM
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Personally I find facebook quite handy for keeping in touch with old mates, I've also got a few friends on there in foreign parts that I've met on music forums-I know it's highly unlikely that I'll ever meet them in real life but I view it as being like "pen friends" but without the hassle of finding that special airmail writing paper or having to ask for the right stamps to send a letter to America or Australia I will say though that it took a while to get the security settings and all the "blocks" right to keep the crap at bay, and there have been an awful lot of friend requests that got ignored-including some from people I used to know
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