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Old 05-01-2014, 12:17 PM
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Hi All. I was on here years ago under the name of Noizygit but lost all my details when my computer gave up on me-don't suppose anyone remembers me though as I didn't post very often and hardly ever posted anything sensible I've had bikes since 73, live out on the Suffolk/Essex border, ride a GSX14 and have various other bikes in bits that may or may not get put back together one day!
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:00 PM
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Well whoever you were, welcome back..

Fill in the user CP up there on the left because after this flurry of two posts nobody is going to remember where you come from.

Oh yeah, nearly forgot..are you male female or poof..your answer depends on what sort of people chat you up..best answer to date is 16 year old girl..

then you will be asked for photo's of your bike..with you draped across it, wearing a smile to show you have teeth.

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Old 05-01-2014, 01:16 PM
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Well whoever you were, welcome back..

Fill in the user CP up there on the left because after this flurry of two posts nobody is going to remember where you come from.

Oh yeah, nearly forgot..are you male female or poof..your answer depends on what sort of people chat you up..best answer to date is 16 year old girl..

then you will be asked for photo's of your bike..with you draped across it, wearing a smile to show you have teeth.

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Damn I thought I was doing ok then I came to that last word-teeth, now I'm screwed!!! As to the other bits I am male but given that I've held a driving licence and had bikes for over 40 years if anyone does try to chat me up I think it best I ignore them I'll try to find a pic of my bike but I don't think I have any recent ones.
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:23 PM
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don't suppose anyone remembers me though as I hardly ever posted anything sensible
Well no we won't remember you then as that's what everyone does!
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Old 05-01-2014, 06:10 PM
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It may be because we're all getting to the age where is so much harder to remember.
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Old 05-01-2014, 08:46 PM
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Old 05-01-2014, 09:11 PM
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Old 06-01-2014, 06:59 AM
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Old 06-01-2014, 09:03 AM
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Dunno some old bloke I think!
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Oi! Git!. Check your PMs.
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Old 07-01-2014, 06:09 AM
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What's the Prime Minister doing on here?
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Old 07-01-2014, 10:55 PM
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Mr Git now has both his accounts merged. And for a quiet bloke he appears to have posted over 500 items of drivel...
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Old 08-01-2014, 07:54 AM
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Old 08-01-2014, 11:17 AM
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I'm riding a GSX1400 and a very scruffy Guzzi California-or rather I will be riding them when the roads dry out a bit, they're more suited to canoes at the mo
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:37 AM
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Ello NG I'm born again drivvler also. Whats best in your opinion...custard or banoffee?
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:51 AM
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Blamange!......
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Old 07-02-2014, 09:45 AM
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Old 08-02-2014, 10:49 AM
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Custard-industrial strength-filling a bath made for two and accompanied by a succulent young lady with a taste for the bizarre!
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Blimey do you reckon Grav has got himself a second profile?
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Old 10-02-2014, 09:11 AM
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Gotta be! Your not fooling us grav
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Old 11-02-2014, 12:38 AM
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Old 11-02-2014, 01:10 AM
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I dunno..the locations on the User CP's match..

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Old 13-02-2014, 04:00 PM
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Hah so there's another on here who shares an interest in custard then! I wonder if he also shares interests in raspberry jelly and trichloroethylene? (obviously not all in the same bath though )
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Old 13-02-2014, 05:44 PM
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Trichlorowosname? WTF is that?
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Old 14-02-2014, 02:09 PM
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It's the second best degreaser ever only surpassed by bootleg cider bought from a dodgy farmer in Somerset, it has to be said though trichloroethylene is an all round much safer substance than that rough cider
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Old 14-02-2014, 02:24 PM
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It's the second best degreaser ever only surpassed by bootleg cider bought from a dodgy farmer in Somerset, it has to be said though trichloroethylene is an all round much safer substance than that rough cider
Bollox...

It burns your throat on the way down and your arse on the way out..

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Old 14-02-2014, 04:34 PM
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