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Old 19-01-2014, 11:53 AM
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or the shower, or out of the window into the yard..

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Old 19-01-2014, 02:46 PM
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I am not a man - but I have been known to pee in the sink..........

There, something almost no-one knew about me.............
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Old 19-01-2014, 03:24 PM
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or in the wife's handbag, so much storage space it will take a while for her to notice, then you can blame the dog/kids/burglars.
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Old 19-01-2014, 09:18 PM
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I don't have a wife.

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Old 22-01-2014, 01:32 PM
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I was talking about guys, though there are some women out there with wives.
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Old 22-01-2014, 06:13 PM
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I don't have a dog or burglars..

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Old 22-01-2014, 06:33 PM
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I'm sorry to hear that john would you like one we have loads of burglars round hear and dogs
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Old 22-01-2014, 10:28 PM
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I think there are a few round here too, But I don't have any..

I'm buggered if Im going all the way to Stafford to get something they might have next door..

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teh black horse in taunton, overheard conversation:

"some bloke has bin in the ladies n pissed over the seat, messy fucker!"

me: "there are some wimmins wot won't sit on the seat, so they hovers n piss goes everywhere..." "might not be a bloke-just sayin..."

teh black horse is not what i'd suggest as a feminist stronghold but if looks could've killed.

that'll larn em i thought as i chuckled to meself & ordered another libation
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Old 29-01-2014, 08:30 PM
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Alba ............. gu brąth

cymru ........... am byth

We have quite a lot in common..

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indeed john, you were both brought to heel by the english

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indeed john, you were both brought to heel by the english

RUNS LIKE FEK!!!!!!
Being slagged by somebody from the pool ...
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