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Old 17-11-2013, 04:07 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 04:13 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 04:18 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 04:35 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 04:37 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:11 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:15 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:17 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:23 PM
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:24 PM
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na bloody stones playing up - whilst down worshop could breath and luckily i had a friend over who picked me up

but thats getting old i suppose
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:27 PM
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It comes to us all Creature.. old bones... Me Im trying to lose weight I put on during a two year illness... trouble is.. im a real greedy cow
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Old 17-11-2013, 05:31 PM
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after Tim died and they wouldnt let me be with him, i started eating and got to 39 1/2 stone - then in May drs said you got about 6 weeks if you really wanna join your son, I looked at Mrs C and realised I couldnt be without her

Last week when in hospital weighed in at a healthy (for me) 26 1/2 stone.

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Old 17-11-2013, 05:34 PM
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you keep at it mate, Mrs C is worth it .. she needs you .xxx big hugs
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Today I have mostly been trying to work with a knackered shoulder and not getting very far. On the plus side went to a mates for a massive roast beef dinner followed by huge apple crumble and thick custard, and am probably a stone heavier than when I went.

I am on two diets as there is not enough food on one.

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Old 18-11-2013, 08:21 AM
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Old 18-11-2013, 11:10 PM
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I am on two diets as there is not enough food on one.
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Old 19-11-2013, 10:22 AM
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Old 19-11-2013, 11:17 AM
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Today I am mostly getting fucking cold and swearing a lot!

Sat having some breakfast and Jeremy Kyle is on TV, I can confirm that, that bloke is a cunt.

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Old 19-11-2013, 02:59 PM
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Old 19-11-2013, 03:00 PM
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Old 19-11-2013, 04:26 PM
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wiping snot away from my nose while trying to finish off repairing and rebuilding a winchester 1894.

next a trigger job on ruger super redhawk

I love my job but wish it was somewhere warmer
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:25 PM
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No snot for me... that was at the weekend!! Cycling through London on one of those Boris Bikes, it's bloody cold on the old fingers. I might have to start bringing my motorbike gloves!
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Today I am mostly getting fucking cold and swearing a lot!

Sat having some breakfast and Jeremy Kyle is on TV, I can confirm that, that bloke is a cunt.

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If Jeremy Kyle is a cunt, what does that make the people that appear on his show?
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:43 PM
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I cannot believe Chopper was watching that trash... completely destroyed my faith in him ...
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:46 PM
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Old 19-11-2013, 07:50 PM
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No, watching that is sick...
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Old 19-11-2013, 09:42 PM
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Today I was mostly reading our new contract of employment.

Then reading the situations vacant
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No, watching that is sick...
Relevant - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfAQiUouo0
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Look we all agree Chop is sick ....we all know he has taken some people to places of depravity that most of us couldnt possibly imagine nor actually want to...

But Jeremy Kyle ....ffs that is plumbing new depths of depravity....

I for one think this tread should be posted in the over 18 thread ...we dont want young impressionable bikers being led astray.

Next thing it will be herbal ciggies and alcohol being discussed...
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