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Old 11-10-2013, 08:08 AM
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raises some interesting ideas....but the finale. worth it just for that.
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How many times have we all been there?

Never argue with a woman. They are totally irrational. Anything you say will be noted and stored as ammunition for a later argument, which is probably just a re-hash of the old argument.

Best answer to a woman going screwy at you? Laugh your cock off. Let her blow herself out. Works every time. She will go absofuckinglutely batshit at you, then just laugh some more. By then she will be so exasperated she will stamp her feet, throw stuff at you, call you every bastard under the sun, doubt your parentage, insult your nocturnal habits.

Just agree with her, laugh some more and tell her to get back in the kitchen. Slap her arse on the way past and tell her "Let that be a lesson to you"!!

That's when you get the foot stamping, hair pulling, smudged make up, slump to the floor muttering inane curses. Step over her, reach back grab her hair and drag her to the kitchen and release the pressure on the bungee cord.

Job done.

Alternatively throw her out and get a new one. You know it makes sense.

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as a professor of anthropology all women are born crazy or with the crazy jean, at some point in there life the jean will activate, only other women will know what the fuck the crazy fucker is on about, we need to reintroduce the scolds bridle and the ducking stool, all this women's lib shit equal rights has got to go, remember a women does not know what she wants until a man tells her,
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Old 12-10-2013, 03:29 PM
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I always thought womens lib was a wonderful thing, I'm very much in favour of it..

The sight of nubile young women in T shirts burning their bras used to be worth travelling to see back in the day..

and they didn't even start wearing jeans until after womens lib.. it was mini skirts back then..

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always has the last word in an argument. Anything a man says afterwards is, by definition, the beginning of a new argument.
That's because the last woman you argued with was your mum.

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That's because the last woman you argued with was your mum.

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I gotta admit that was fookin funny
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I have to be honest, I don't understand any of this, when you marry a woman from the Gorbals, you just do as you're told...
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I would have to agree with that..I never married one but once in my youth one bedded me..

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I have to be honest, I don't understand any of this, when you marry a woman from the Gorbals, you just do as you're told...
Especially when you are in her close and her dad is within shouting distance.

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Last time I was there it was tower blocks..

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Last time I was there it was tower blocks..

before that it was terraced houses.

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Especially when you are in her close and her dad is within shouting distance.

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Epic post, near pished massel at that.
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Last time I was there it was tower blocks..

before that it was terraced houses.

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I was born there and I am a triplet. BE AFRAID!!!

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Oh my god..three of the buggers..

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Fuccccckkkkk nooooo ......we are now really worried......
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Fuccccckkkkk nooooo ......we are now really worried......
Forgot to mention, I also have nine brothers, four sisters, five half brothers, three half sisters and a stepbrother, (But he is a cunt so he don't really count).

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Hmmmm are you a rag head in disguise .....either that or ye didny hae a telly ...
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Hmmmm are you a rag head in disguise .....either that or ye didny hae a telly ...
Definitely NOT a raghead mate. My dad was a bit of a stud so I am told. After him and my mum split, he apparently went a bit off the range and played the field.

Had a hell of a shock when I first met my dads' second wife, lovely lady, good looking too. Quite a bit younger than him. I thought he had only had two more kids, but then I met the whole tribe. Stunned me to say the least.

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jesus! We're probably related!!
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Brings a whole new meaning to the word Bro..

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