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Old 02-10-2013, 07:28 PM
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Default Three Blokes

3 blokes find out that they have 9 months to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records.

The first bloke says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!"

The second bloke says, "I have a big chest, maybe I have the biggest chest in the world!"

The third bloke says, "I have a small dick, maybe I have the smallest dick in the world!"

So they each submit their applications to the Guinness Book of World Records headquarters.

A few months later, the book is published, and they all gather around to see the results.

The first bloke opens the book and says, "Hey look! I have the longest arms in the world!"

The second bloke looks and says "Wow! I can't believe I have the biggest chest in the world!"

And the third bloke looks and says, "...Who the fuck is John Hopkins?!"
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