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Old 01-09-2013, 07:42 PM
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:06 PM
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Hi welcome back it's been quiet without you.

But we still can't agree on what defines someone as a biker.
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But we still can't agree on what defines someone as a biker.
The minute we work that one out, we should probably find some other way of embracing individuality and expressing ourselves.
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I did that ages ago in a vat of custard.....
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* gets weapons grade custard ready *
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I did that ages ago in a vat of custard.....
..... and you call me a pervert!!!

Hey Grav you should see some of the pictures from my latest shoot, new girl, very pretty, eyes you can dive into, long black hair, big natural and pert boobs, tiny waist, thighs that can crush walnuts, neat round bum, leather, stainless steel, latex, lube, chains, rope, morals of an alley cat, totally submissive and compliant............

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Old 11-09-2013, 07:01 PM
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..... and you call me a pervert!!!

Hey Grav you should see some of the pictures from my latest shoot, new girl, very pretty, eyes you can dive into, long black hair, big natural and pert boobs, tiny waist, thighs that can crush walnuts, neat round bum, leather, stainless steel, latex, lube, chains, rope, morals of an alley cat, totally submissive and compliant............

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You utter utter bastard ........I rode into work this morning feeling pretty good. Bike was making that lovely rumble and was running like a wee sweety. Then I have my morning ritual coffee switch on lappy read some mails and then open 100% see whos doing what and you post that......day is ruined. Look the offer of an assistant to hold yer camera or yer tripod any thing still holds ....feckin great work if you can get it Chop. Makes 99.9% of us on her jealous. But best of luck to you if you can get the sort of job that combines business with pleasure then you a lucky man indeed.
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Do you like the chain collar I made for her? All stainless steel 316L, locks at the back and I am the only one with a key!!

By the way mate, if I had a quid for every time someone offered to be my assistant on a photo or film shoot, I would be minted.

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CHAIN WTF ..... some bugger tell us he is jokin ......

Chop I know ye worked hard to get yer house and stuff sorted, all power to you and that sometimes life hasn't always been brilliant but by feck mate you are seeing the rewards of a debauched drunken dilletant life style.

Right point me in the direction of hell where do I sell my soul.....
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Old 12-09-2013, 02:53 PM
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No one else has said it so I will..

I think she has a nice smile..

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No one else has said it so I will..

I think she has a nice VERTICLE smile..

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Sorted that for you John.

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CHAIN WTF ..... some bugger tell us he is jokin ......

Chop I know ye worked hard to get yer house and stuff sorted, all power to you and that sometimes life hasn't always been brilliant but by feck mate you are seeing the rewards of a debauched drunken dilletant life style.

Right point me in the direction of hell where do I sell my soul.....
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Yes it is chain, yes it is solid stainless steel and yes it is locked and no she cannot take it off without my permission.

From the same shoot:





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FFs what are you trying to do to me.
I have a heart attack then you put pictures like that on , you are not doing some of us any favours at all. how am I supposed to function after viewing that delighful young lady showing us her nice titties and all the other lovely sexy bits that we enjoy gazing at, carressing slowly with our fingers. dribble dribble drool droooooooool
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, you are not doing some of us any favours at all. how am I supposed to function after viewing that delighful young lady showing us her nice titties and all the other lovely sexy bits that we enjoy gazing at, carressing slowly with our fingers. dribble dribble drool droooooooool
I can only commend the gentleman on his highly skilled and detailed observation and can only concur in absolute agreement.

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